Fell Ponies??

[TurboTom]

I wouldn't go telling the girls you slide off......that'll not do your reputation any good......or will it?

Your contaminating my clean sweet natured posts. Im the Russell Howard of the forums. Young and cute.

Im in real shit though cos my mum is due to come back from amsterdam. The house is a state and all ive spent my money on is kebabs. How do i explain that talking to a dutch woman and a rochdaler is worth squalor

[Sophie]

I wouldn't go telling the girls you slide off......that'll not do your reputation any good......or will it?

It depends....x

[Al Fowler]

Your contaminating my clean sweet natured posts. Im the Russell Howard of the forums. Young and cute.

Im in real shit though cos my mum is due to come back from amsterdam. The house is a state and all ive spent my money on is kebabs. How do i explain that talking to a dutch woman and a rochdaler is worth squalor

Just burst into tears and say you just lost control and didnt know what to do.

[Sophie]

Just burst into tears and say you just lost control and didnt know what to do.

Is that what you do young Al?

[Al Fowler]

Is that what you do young Al?

Never had to sophie, im a good boy.

[TurboTom]

Never had to sophie, im a good boy.

You need to become a rebel. I never leave anywhere as i found it. Make sure there is a little trickle of water coming out of the taps. Leave the windows open. Turn the heating up. Or worse leave your rubbish in the corner and let it smell away

[Hanneke]

Your contaminating my clean sweet natured posts. Im the Russell Howard of the forums. Young and cute.

Im in real shit though cos my mum is due to come back from amsterdam. The house is a state and all ive spent my money on is kebabs. How do i explain that talking to a dutch woman and a rochdaler is worth squalor

When is she due back, you could blitz the house? Or else, if it is really bad, tell her you were burgled

[dominion]

When is she due back, you could blitz the house? Or else, if it is really bad, tell her you were burgled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJUXzWxkXKg

[Hanneke]

he hasn't posted for an hour, you think he is cleaning?

[TurboTom]

She was really glad. She said the mess didnt matter just my safety. She bought me chocolates, a clock and an ajax shirt. I love my mum