Where's Princess Tomara gone:confused:
Off to bed with his 2 Oggie Boggies, dreaming of being a real man, no doubt:rolleyes:
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Where's Princess Tomara gone:confused:
Off to bed with his 2 Oggie Boggies, dreaming of being a real man, no doubt:rolleyes:
You ponies get stranger by the minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
I'll take that as a compliment, young mallow;)Quote:
Originally Posted by marshmallow
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Originally Posted by merrylegs
If you must. :p
I must, i don't get that many:(:DQuote:
Originally Posted by marshmallow
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Sure you do.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by marshmallow
Good Lord... it took all of my composure and concentration to avoid spitting my tea all over the keyboard!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pilgrim
I was thinking the same thing, but to see it written down...:D.. classic
Mrs Amex said a lovely thing to me the other day
Her words " you have been a lovely man since you stopped" ding dong
I have smoked since i was 8 years old, so every day is a new one to me.
the only down side is this
i have lost my sex drive ????????
can't work it? out i used to get turned on so easy even by Thelma in scooby doo but now i just seem to be not interested at all?? any thoughts
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The world is a safer place!:D
And ponies will confidently, bend down to pick up their soap in the showers.................but beware, IT WILL NOT LAST:eek:
And the days of hang-up shower gels will return;)
Never mind feeling sorry for him, lets all pray his cockflop is permanent!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
You been running scared all these years???Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
No wonder you have speed:D
Nothing is more terrifying than the loving touch of Amex....run for the hills!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
:D COCKFLOP! bastard! IQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I had words with mrs Amex this morning, and insisted she dresses up in things tonight!
Again its is not broken just takes a bit of getting going, bit like a Morris minor:cool:
I can guarantee there will be more on here that have had far worse problems than me in getting the engine going and i bet some don't even start, but they won't mention it on here.
The Patches that i am using for stopping smoking have reduced my sex drive
No need for the wellies then Amex!! at least the meadow ladies will be happy.;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Like i said on the smoking thread, it's just a bad patch your going through;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
I know pal, any chance you can dress up as a woman and see if that does the trick:eek::cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
i have two options
1 start smoking again
2 carry on with the patches, i only have 5 weeks left on patches, and live with the reduced drive
answer is simple so get your frock out
Mrs. is at work till 1.30, wardrobe is overflowing with posh lady frocks, no problem big fella.....................but i get to go on top:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Hmmm, do you 2 need a hand?;)
Yes please, but don't worry we can talk about gardening, and flowers and all other girl things;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola
at least you know your safe with me!
OMG i just had the vision of you on top steve:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Feck me was not good PMSL
:eek:
Just the conversation I wanted to walk into on a Wednesday morning before I have had my coffee... :rolleyes:
It's your lucky day then, buy a lotterey ticket tonight as well;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
:( I haven't worn my pony vest for yonks
Yeah, maybe I should, although I don't believe in lotteries... not enough statistical chance of ever winning anything. I rather buy a pint or an icecream for my money, much more enjoyable :D
£1 a pint in Wales:eek: Must get down there more:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Then you simply must wear it more often;)Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
You don't have to wear t for a race you know, just wear it to bed, for that extra bit of sex appeal ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
Bingo! thats what mrs Amex can wear tonight:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
I will give it a go ;)
Anyone entering the Borrowdale race?
I have, it should be fun?Quote:
Originally Posted by skennaugh
Is there camping? And is there public transport from Windermere? I'd love to have a crack at this!
Me tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
I have a sense of deja vu here!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by skennaugh
Get the 555 bus to Keswick, they run every hour roughly on the hour from Windermere station. From Keswick catch the 78 to Rosthwaite. the last one leaves at 17.40
All timetables here http://www.cumbria.gov.uk/roads-tran...es/default.asp
There is camping at the race I think, but there are also campsites within walking distance at Stonethwaite and Seatoller
RPB has entered as well I believeQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Sorry. Bit excited.
Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by skennaugh
I'm sure you could probably cadge a lift from Windermere with a bit of luck
See you there, fingers crossed for an entry.
I shall be posting an entry tomorrow. Meant to look out for this one and just realised entries are open!
The problem with living on my island is, i may have to be there a day or two early and stay a little longer, to fit in with the ferry.