Senior Member's Saloon

Tis quite in the Saloon tonight.


I request a ban on Tonic Water from this establishment.

I suspect many of the male forum members could challenge many a young lady in the wobbly big naturals category but lets change the subject as I am pretty sure I am talking to a 50 year old bloke with a leer, a can of cider and a large box of tissues.

Some of the caving systems in wales are great large cavern, lakes to wade and swim in, its a good experience you should try and get a visit into OFD with the south Wales caving Club, it may not be your thing but you can't live where you do and not see all the wonders and there really are some impressice sites and streamways undergroud in the BM.

not sure if you are visiting or staying in the UK but if you are tempory would urge to at least visit OFD 1 lower streamway or if you can do the round trip.

http://www.swcc.org.uk/ your local club

http://www.swcc.org.uk/

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

I am pretty sure I am talking to a 50 year old bloke with a leer, a can of cider and a large box of tissues.

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Ok, admittedly, I don't look in the mirror very often, but I don't need a mirror to know that I am not a 50 year old bloke, I also don't drink cider, especially not out of a can, and I don't own any tissues...

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

Some of the caving systems in wales are great large cavern, lakes to wade and swim in, its a good experience

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My idea of having a good time does not involve being underground, no matter how beautiful caves can be, especially not if it involves having to swim through freezing water in a wetsuit...

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Originally Posted by powsels and thrums

If he let's you down, I'll be there for you.

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Thanks, happily with partner and child (21 years not married - you shouldn't rush these things- Allan T seems a bit desperate try him.

I could send a laminated photo for easy wiping if that would help:D

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Ok, admittedly, I don't look in the mirror very often, but I don't need a mirror to know that I am not a 50 year old bloke, I also don't drink cider, especially not out of a can, and I don't own any tissues...



My idea of having a good time does not involve being underground, no matter how beautiful caves can be, especially not if it involves having to swim through freezing water in a wetsuit...

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Don't need a wetsuit for OFD, fantastic streams though

What is it about this forum and thinking all the birds are geezers?

Anti, I bet you're sat there in a bra, ironing, and drinking Lambrini.

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Originally Posted by southernsoftie

What is it about this forum and thinking all the birds are geezers?

Anti, I bet you're sat there in a bra, ironing, and drinking Lambrini.

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I know - just bloody looked on the FP thread and my lady bumps were in question too!! the damned cheek :eek:

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Originally Posted by southernsoftie

What is it about this forum and thinking all the birds are geezers?

Anti, I bet you're sat there in a bra, ironing, and drinking Lambrini.

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Yes but i am still a bloke, an unshave one cos Emmi (Dave to his mates) won't return my razor

thats unshaved

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

Yes but i am still a bloke, an unshave one cos Emmi (Dave to his mates) won't return my razor

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You wouldn't want it back if you knew where it had been :rolleyes::cool: