Senior Member's Saloon

[Hanneke]

I am pretty sure I am talking to a 50 year old bloke with a leer, a can of cider and a large box of tissues.

Ok, admittedly, I don't look in the mirror very often, but I don't need a mirror to know that I am not a 50 year old bloke, I also don't drink cider, especially not out of a can, and I don't own any tissues...

Some of the caving systems in wales are great large cavern, lakes to wade and swim in, its a good experience

My idea of having a good time does not involve being underground, no matter how beautiful caves can be, especially not if it involves having to swim through freezing water in a wetsuit...