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17-08-2009, 09:11 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Yes! I have a shotgun licence as well as a whole array of crops and whips... mind you my gun ( a lovely Beretta) is in the gun cabinet in my ex husband's house... as I haven't got the right house for a gun cabinet...

i certainly wont be robbing your house for fear of being caught
17-08-2009, 09:21 PM
Hanneke

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

i certainly wont be robbing your house for fear of being caught

You'd have to try and get past the chainsaw and axe first... and I bet you won't have many limbs left after that :D
17-08-2009, 09:26 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

You'd have to try and get past the chainsaw and axe first... and I bet you won't have many limbs left after that :D

Hanneke the Horror movie. Coming to a cinema near you. Speaking of code of conduct if any young kids read about you they will have nightmares
17-08-2009, 09:38 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by marshmallow

Haven't you given him instruction yet??? He's way behind times.

I see you are both trying to fit in with the youth of today, where's your sense of history? Martha and Rose? Tsk....
17-08-2009, 09:55 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

Ive changed to the best of all doctor who related things
17-08-2009, 10:26 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

I see you are both trying to fit in with the youth of today, where's your sense of history? Martha and Rose? Tsk....

The youth today feel a natural affinity with me, you tit. i don't have to try to fit in. Besides, I was sure you'd have plumped for your beloved Martha. When you didnt, she called me (feeling all upset) and asked me to choose her. She said she knew she could count on me. A hero.....again it seems
17-08-2009, 10:27 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Yes! I have a shotgun licence as well as a whole array of crops and whips... mind you my gun ( a lovely Beretta) is in the gun cabinet in my ex husband's house... as I haven't got the right house for a gun cabinet...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dominion

FM... Be afraid... Are you aware of her equestrian past?? Crops, spurs and much worse....

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

I shall give YOU the lashes

I have already prepared myself... got all the tools ready :cool:

GULPS :o ..... :p
17-08-2009, 10:38 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

The youth today feel a natural affinity with me, you tit. i don't have to try to fit in. Besides, I was sure you'd have plumped for your beloved Martha. When you didnt, she called me (feeling all upset) and asked me to choose her. She said she knew she could count on me. A hero.....again it seems

Martha is all chin....though i do admire her in jeans. She cannot compete with Peri when it comes to screaming and running away from slimy monsters...
17-08-2009, 10:39 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Martha is all chin....though i do admire her in jeans. She cannot compete with Peri when it comes to screaming and running away from slimy monsters...

She'd certainly run away from your slimey monster, though likely find mine altogether more appealing!
17-08-2009, 10:55 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

She'd certainly run away from your slimey monster, though likely find mine altogether more appealing!

Until she saw mine sir:p
17-08-2009, 10:57 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Until she saw mine sir:p

An unlikely story sir but I admire your balls.......as opposed to Martha who simply wouldnt admire them
17-08-2009, 10:59 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

An unlikely story sir but I admire your balls.......as opposed to Martha who simply wouldnt admire them

You ain't seen my balls............but the day will come soon:D
17-08-2009, 11:00 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

You ain't seen my balls............but the day will come soon:D

A moment to savour I'm sure sir......
17-08-2009, 11:06 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

A moment to savour I'm sure sir......

Indeed sir;)
17-08-2009, 11:10 PM
marshmallow

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

where's your sense of history? Martha and Rose? Tsk....

I finished the history stuff when I was at school. Remind me again about how old you are?

Rose rules!
17-08-2009, 11:17 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by marshmallow

I finished the history stuff when I was at school. Remind me again about how old you are?

Rose rules!

He's ancient, but not justified.
17-08-2009, 11:17 PM
Bo Peep

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

I see you are both trying to fit in with the youth of today, where's your sense of history? Martha and Rose? Tsk....

Also, you need to clear your pm box.

I'm off to bed.
17-08-2009, 11:19 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Bo Peep

Also, you need to clear your pm box.

I'm off to bed.

Goodnight;)
17-08-2009, 11:19 PM
Bo Peep

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

He's ancient, but not justified.

Ages since I listened to that one.
17-08-2009, 11:20 PM
Bo Peep

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Goodnight;)

I might have to listen to the Tammy Wynette thing first.
17-08-2009, 11:21 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Bo Peep

Ages since I listened to that one.

Thought you'd gone to bed? You'll keep these ponies up all night:rolleyes:
17-08-2009, 11:25 PM
marshmallow

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Thought you'd gone to bed? You'll keep these ponies up all night:rolleyes:

I'm off. Very shortly.
17-08-2009, 11:27 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by marshmallow

I'm off. Very shortly.

A heightist comment if ever i heard one young miss:p
17-08-2009, 11:32 PM
marshmallow

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

A heightist comment if ever i heard one young miss:p

Very probably, knowing this forum.
17-08-2009, 11:37 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by marshmallow

Very probably, knowing this forum.

Goodnight, i'm off to the land of nosebag:cool:
17-08-2009, 11:44 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Part-timers the lot of you.

According to Tammy, the Master drives an ice cream van
17-08-2009, 11:55 PM
marshmallow

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

According to Tammy, the Master drives an ice cream van

Probably, but at least he's ancient. I think we should hold counsel on the justified bit.
18-08-2009, 12:02 AM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by marshmallow

Probably, but at least he's ancient. I think we should hold counsel on the justified bit.

We'll hold counsel with an ice cream in hand, from the Master's van, and that we he can be present. I'll have a flake too if you're buying.
18-08-2009, 12:08 AM
Bo Peep

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

We'll hold counsel with an ice cream in hand, from the Master's van, and that we he can be present. I'll have a flake too if you're buying.

Blinking flip. I always thought George was so generous. I ain't got the money. Mine's a 99.

xxxx
18-08-2009, 12:09 AM
Bo Peep

Re: Fell Ponies??

Also bedtime beckons.
18-08-2009, 12:11 AM
marshmallow

Re: Fell Ponies??

Logged into the wrong one. Good night!
18-08-2009, 12:13 AM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Bo Peep

Blinking flip. I always thought George was so generous. I ain't got the money. Mine's a 99.

xxxx

I guess George is buying then!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo Peep

Also bedtime beckons.

Rest well
18-08-2009, 12:14 AM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by marshmallow

Logged into the wrong one. Good night!

Ahh, the hazards of multi-identities. A hazard not afflicting a hero like my good self.
18-08-2009, 12:29 AM
Hanneke

Re: Fell Ponies??

:eek:
18-08-2009, 12:30 AM
Hanneke

Re: Fell Ponies??

All this talk of balls, slimey things and short arses has got me rather erghm, well... I best go to bed...

Night all xx
18-08-2009, 12:32 AM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

All this talk of balls, slimey things and short arses has got me rather erghm, well... I best go to bed...

Night all xx

Night Han!
18-08-2009, 05:50 AM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Part-timers the lot of you.

Part-timers eh, bet your in bed now sir, i'm not but wish i was;)
18-08-2009, 05:51 AM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

As usual there's only me and Deejay up:rolleyes:
18-08-2009, 05:57 AM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Correction, Deejay's gone, it's just Billy-No-Mates now:(:D
18-08-2009, 12:59 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Part-timers eh, bet your in bed now sir, i'm not but wish i was;)

I'll have you know that at your time of posting I was just about starting my 2nd loop of the Borrowdale route. It had been dark on the first loop so I'd left lots of illuminous gel wrappers to help aid the second lap.

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