Fell Ponies??

[FellMonster]

Hmmm...

I sense your disappointment and hang my head in shame

[Hanneke]

I sense your disappointment and hang my head in shame

VERY disappointed...

[FellMonster]

VERY disappointed...

I will give myself 40 lashes in a cold bath in the early hours of the morning while half sleeping in an attempt to instill some discipline

[Hanneke]

I will give myself 40 lashes in a cold bath in the early hours of the morning while half sleeping in an attempt to instill some discipline

NO, I shall do that

[FellMonster]

NO, I shall do that

BUT you've done nothing wrong!

[Hanneke]

I shall give YOU the lashes

I have already prepared myself... got all the tools ready

[TurboTom]

Lucky you.
Il excuse myself from this and merely punish myself by stomaching my brothers cooking

[dominion]

I shall give YOU the lashes

I have already prepared myself... got all the tools ready

FM... Be afraid... Are you aware of her equestrian past?? Crops, spurs and much worse....

[TurboTom]

FM... Be afraid... Are you aware of her equestrian past?? Crops, spurs and much worse....

what? She shoots you if you break a leg

[Hanneke]

what? She shoots you if you break a leg

Yes! I have a shotgun licence as well as a whole array of crops and whips... mind you my gun ( a lovely Beretta) is in the gun cabinet in my ex husband's house... as I haven't got the right house for a gun cabinet...