Ha ha...me know how to use the forum? You are joking, I press send and that is it. No hope of reprieve. I liked your Dahl offering too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
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Ha ha...me know how to use the forum? You are joking, I press send and that is it. No hope of reprieve. I liked your Dahl offering too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
You could always ask for directions...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
There is a joke in there somewhere but I can't bring myself to be sexist.
Never! I'll just keep on blundering on! ;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hes
This Masham's resident poet Hazel B. Cameron.
Perspective on Love
The heart ignores the mind's eye.
It won't love in inches, miles or days.
It loves by weight - bubble light
Or planet heavy. Distant journeys
Will not assuage unwanted freight.
Everywhere should have resident poets. I imagine her sitting on the village green dispensing wisdom through verse to passers by.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
thank you Hes this is gorgeous.....xQuote:
Originally Posted by Hes
Oh dear I am losing the plot BIGSTYLE with the help of my friend Michael Rosen....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOo315p9WM
and...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpn7...eature=related
Nah...she's usually in t'pub!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
Brilliant, the last second is the best! Sshwoooo....Quote:
Originally Posted by freckle
And returning to a popular theme:
A drink with something in it
There is something about a Martini,
A tingle remarkably pleasant;
A yellow, a mellow Martini;
I wish I had one at present.
There is something about a Martini,
Ere the dining and dancing begin,
And to tell you the truth,
It is not the vermouth--
I think that perhaps it's the gin.
Ogden Nash