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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    If you are quick you can edit your last post to say something completely diferent. Go on. Give it a try.

    Sorry, no. I couldn't see that author's name. I should have made one up.
    Ha ha...me know how to use the forum? You are joking, I press send and that is it. No hope of reprieve. I liked your Dahl offering too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    I need lights, signposts, lots of cones and several policemen, and still I'm unsure sometimes!
    You could always ask for directions...

    There is a joke in there somewhere but I can't bring myself to be sexist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    You could always ask for directions...

    There is a joke in there somewhere but I can't bring myself to be sexist.
    Never! I'll just keep on blundering on!

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    This Masham's resident poet Hazel B. Cameron.

    Perspective on Love

    The heart ignores the mind's eye.
    It won't love in inches, miles or days.
    It loves by weight - bubble light
    Or planet heavy. Distant journeys
    Will not assuage unwanted freight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    This Masham's resident poet Hazel B. Cameron.

    Perspective on Love

    The heart ignores the mind's eye.
    It won't love in inches, miles or days.
    It loves by weight - bubble light
    Or planet heavy. Distant journeys
    Will not assuage unwanted freight.
    Everywhere should have resident poets. I imagine her sitting on the village green dispensing wisdom through verse to passers by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    This Masham's resident poet Hazel B. Cameron.

    Perspective on Love

    The heart ignores the mind's eye.
    It won't love in inches, miles or days.
    It loves by weight - bubble light
    Or planet heavy. Distant journeys
    Will not assuage unwanted freight.
    thank you Hes this is gorgeous.....x

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    Oh dear I am losing the plot BIGSTYLE with the help of my friend Michael Rosen....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOo315p9WM

    and...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpn7...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    Everywhere should have resident poets. I imagine her sitting on the village green dispensing wisdom through verse to passers by.
    Nah...she's usually in t'pub!

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Oh dear I am losing the plot BIGSTYLE with the help of my friend Michael Rosen....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOo315p9WM

    and...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpn7...eature=related
    Brilliant, the last second is the best! Sshwoooo....

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    Re: Today's poet

    And returning to a popular theme:

    A drink with something in it

    There is something about a Martini,
    A tingle remarkably pleasant;
    A yellow, a mellow Martini;
    I wish I had one at present.
    There is something about a Martini,
    Ere the dining and dancing begin,
    And to tell you the truth,
    It is not the vermouth--
    I think that perhaps it's the gin.

    Ogden Nash

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