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Made my first outing in a Pony vest yesterday at the Chevin Chase and managed to twist a fetlock within the opening furlongs. This puts in doubt an appearance at the Coley Canter.
However, I did finish the race and was rewarded with a long sleeved T-shirt that was (....don't tell emmilou....)
PINK!!
That last message wasn't supposed to be so large and colourful throughout...
Sorry for shouting/inducing migraine.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG GGGGGGHHHHHHHH:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface
Bright light, bright light:cool:
Try wearing blinkers.
Nice one;) See what you did there, well i would of if i didn't have me blinkers on, Happy New Year.
Big pink colourful posts........ always cause me grief when I'm reading them at work! Stop it. Now. :)
Stolly's not doing his work properly Mr Boss!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stolly
Bastardy bollocks - caught at it again :)
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Originally Posted by The Master
This smacks of the kettle calling the pan blackarse. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stolly
anyway what's work?? ;)
I agree....work is not a positive lifestyle choice.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
But nonetheless....
Shut it fatty!
Work is in fact a four letter word. I know this cos i am a workhorse, boss and wife may disagree with this:confused: Wot do i care, they can't speak pony:D
I shall have to speak to Lantern Rouge re your attitude it is distinctly fattist,(twiglet) and besides if you had a bit more meat on you you wouldn't have struggled with your tights on Helvellyn.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I dont wear tights.Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Shut it fatty! just shut it.
All of you!:p
Do not provoke The Master, he is after all..........The Master. If you force him to engage in mortal combat there will be only one outcome, a smaller version of yourself:eek: Thinking about it though i could do with shedding a few pounds. Shrink me Master and make me faster up them hills:D
Check out the photo's from christmas on the fells who's the twig, soz ninja burglar in tights.?? :eek: :D (stood next to the missus)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by The Master
you did faff with those tights and you was worried about putting them on back to front as well.
yeah i think you need to get some extra hay down you, perhaps a polo or two :D
Prove it Fatty! Have you got clever photo software to remove the mask?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Lies...all lies...i dont own a pair of tights...they are lady garments:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by daz h
Must have a word with the RSPCA, he looks undernourished.:p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by daz h
Dont you dare....they shoot horses dont they?Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Bring on the empty horses:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Ran as a Pony today at the Coley Canter. Within this single race, I was charged by a large horse, followed by ponies of the oat munching variety, and deliberately obstructed by a pair of donkeys who completely blocked a narrow enclosed path. I was forced to talk to them at some length before I could persuade them to amble out of my way.
This has never happened to me before, so I think it must be due to wearing the Pony vest. If this is always going to result in being molested by quadrupeds, I fear my times will suffer. I enjoy conversing with donkeys as much as the next man, but there are limits.
Well done, it must have been the vest,did any of them want to join up?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface
I raced with Pony Chris today in Hamsterley Forest Co Durham(10miler), we did not see any other horses but did follow a nice filly for about 5miles I had to make an effort to pass her, did not want to be accused of stalking!
I hear the Master actually ran a 10k road race today hope he had his blinkers on.:rolleyes:
Indeed... a couple of Ponies on the road at Ribble Valley 10K today....hope we didnt leave too much mess:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Did your tights weigh you down Master:eek: ?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
If those donkeys are where I think they are (soon after the stream crossing & step climb?) then they can be bloody annoying.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface
...as for my Pony vest it looks like it will be Feb before it makes its debut.
And you can shut it too Fatty!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
I dont wear tights!:D
I think what The Master is trying is trying to say is "I don't wear tights" What about stockings and suspenders? Feel free to tell me to shut it fatty, or shrink me, either one works for me:D Is it pick on Master week?:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
The very same donkeys! You obviously know them well. But to be fair, they live there all year round so perhaps there's more justification for them to find hordes of panting fellrunners annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Multiterrainer
Its bullying thats what it is:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
They want to fatten me up and dress me in heavy clothes to slow me down...
The ballbags!:cool:
I just googled 'ballbags' and came up with this :D
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2139/oslo0471bi1.jpg
Just have a zero tolerance on bullying, let them dress you up, its resistance training, when you take it off you'll be even faster;) Stolly's post on ballbags looks like me and the wife trying to get out of bed in the morning:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Excellent research Stolly:D
Road race ?? get into the confessional and say a few hail mary's you turncoat, get some mud in your studs.(twiggy):pQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Bubblin' beneath the veneer of festive bonhommie, I feel a rant a-comin'!
Did you know Ambrosia Kid has bought himself an old caravan, this caravan to be precise, allegedly:eek:
When registering for the als today, told lad asks me where are the Fell Ponies based. I replied we are not based anywhere, we are all over the place like horse muck:eek:
The Fell Pony Society
GENERAL CHARACTER: The Fell Pony should be constitutionally as hard as iron and show good pony characteristics with the unmistakable appearance of hardiness peculiar to mountain ponies, and at the same time, have a lively and alert appearance and great bone."
Sums us up nicely although I suspect the final two words may not apply to the female of the species
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Originally Posted by Deejay
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LoLQuote:
Originally Posted by XRunner
£100! I wonder if he gets much business?:)
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Originally Posted by XRunner
Dirty old b*gger sidelining as a gigolo, obviously doesn't get much business otherwise he'd be slower (like me). :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay