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Very funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by ba-ba
That was............
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.It was just After Eight.They got off at Quality Street,in front of the Fisherman's Friend pub.He asked her name"polo,I'm the one with the hole",she said in a Wispa."I'm Marathon,the one with the nuts",he replied.He touched her Creme Eggs,then slipped his hand into her Snickers,He fondled her Flap Jacks while she rubbed his Tic Tacs.It was a Fab moment,and she screamed in Turkish Delight.But three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.Turns out Miss Rountree had been with Bertie Bassett.Who had allsorts
apparently the Japanese are to resume whaling - but strictly for scientific porpoises.
Iphone 4S
Did you hear the world innuendo championships are starting soon? Im thinking of entering my sister.
Man: Comes home from the pub after work with a couple of carry out bottles, slumps in the chair, flicks on the TV and slurps on his beer.
Wife: Bustles about in the kitchen warming up his home cooked spud pie whilst finishing off the washing up and the last of the ironing.
Man: Ey love, you know, when I die I'm going to leave everything to you.
Wife: What do you mean when you die? You already do you fat ****!
My wife says that I keep dreaming that I've written 'The Lord of the Rings', and that she knows because I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
that was crap so please dont make a hobbit of telling jokes like thatQuote:
Originally Posted by nobobs
15 men in white shirts pretending to be a rugby team.:D