I like her. She's made a fortune. She's smart.
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I like her. She's made a fortune. She's smart.
It's gone quite now. I think JJ's stunned us all :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
unless all the lads are thinking of Katie Price
Shall I marry her? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
not me can think of betterQuote:
Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
Oh yes, I forgot we are in the fell running community now. Snobbyness rules and lets all wear walshes and 'outdoor gear' and show the world how fantastic and superior we are cos we climb up mountains.
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Originally Posted by Stick
Anyway.... Whose round is it? :confused:
A rich man and a poor man are buying gifs for their wifes birthday, the rich man says"i got my wife a brand new bmw and a diamond ring, that way if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in her bmw an still be happy". The poor man says "i got my wive a pair of slippers and a dildo that way if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and f*uck herself".
Oops. Did I have a strop there? Did I nearly kill the thead?
It's your round. You know what mine is.
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Originally Posted by dominion
We can always rely on you Rabbit. :eek:
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Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
:D erm...INOV8s now actually...:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
...waht I mean't was that we were stunned by the thought of Jordan this time of night ;)
Bigamist!Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
you want another one are twoQuote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
Why not. Go on then.
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Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
This thread is un-killable (Is that a scrabble word?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
Organic Gin is in the post....
Get'us one in Rog. I've left me muddy shoes at'door..Quote:
Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
Actually I was thinking that. There is nothing that could stop this thread. It's scary really.
Gin is too expensive to post and there is another scheduled strike for next week so I think you are going to have to hand deliver.
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Originally Posted by dominion
I got you a Black Sheep Ale or something.
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Originally Posted by Stick
Professor of maths sends wife txt. "Dear wife, ur 54 years old, u can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this i will be in a motel with my 18 yr old assistant I'm i will be home late." "Dear husbandyou're also 54 and by the time you get this i'll also be at a motel with 18yr old toyboy, you're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes in to 54 alot more times than 54 goes in to 18, so don't wait up floppy knob
I work for a parcel delivery company. Costs / strikes don't affect me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
...tell me Dom's taking the mick...Organic gin...? Is there really such a thing...? :confused:
My gin is starting to work. I laughed at that. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
Honestly. He brought me one a few weeks ago. It was lovely.
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Originally Posted by Stick
I'll have a half dozen bottles then please.
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Originally Posted by dominion
:D Cheers JJ. S'going down a treat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
Mrs Stick's chattering away in the background something about how she thinks I should fancy the mother* of my little step-son's friend. What does that mean then...:confused: :confused:
*...gotta admit... I think I could be tempted (better post this quick...:eek: )
Stick!!! You ain't being a bad lad are you???!!
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Originally Posted by Stick
http://www.junipergreen.org/Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
Okay, sounds worthy of a try. I'll have one too cheers Dom. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
No no no no...no no, no no no, no no no no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
not yet...;)
No seriously, what's it mean when ones missus say things like that. She does talk a lot about said lady's 'usband mind...:mad:
Married life is a mine field out there. Everyone is up to something.
That's not a good answer is it?
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Originally Posted by Stick
No.....
It was definitely different to the normal gin but very good. When did you say you were coming to visit us again?
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Originally Posted by dominion
Oops.
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Originally Posted by dominion
You haven't invited me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
hmmm...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
....no, that wasn't quite the reassuring answer I was looking for...:(
And I know this is gonna sound related...Mrs Stick's gone to bed and I think I need to go soon too (...and saddo that I must be...it's cos I want to make sure I get some sleep ahead of Wadale race tomorrow :o )
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."
I'm good at ironing.
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Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
The Rooster & The Cat!
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a
big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to
the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes
his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily
eyeing the cat food on his side.
The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I
know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the
other side."
The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"
The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as
high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag
and starts devouring the chicken feed.
The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and
makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.
The Moral of the Story:
For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!
You know you are invited anytime. ;)
Hallowe'en party? Anyone up for it?
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Originally Posted by dominion
I'll bring my ironing when I come to visit next! (and a bottle of gin!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
That shouldn't be moderated right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit