Do it Nelly, the Ponies range from the incredibly fast to the spectacularly slow, but we all have a go. He He I'm a poet and i didn't know it:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nelly
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Do it Nelly, the Ponies range from the incredibly fast to the spectacularly slow, but we all have a go. He He I'm a poet and i didn't know it:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nelly
That's not good:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by merrylegs
Now I know what he means by hard, the Master has been at the viagra, again!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
You want to be carefull twiggy your blood pressure will go all to cock.
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Originally Posted by Nelly
Whether I turn out at Stanbury Splash will be mainly dependent on weather (as want to make it into a Slug Family Outing)Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
first indications from met office are for "generally fine, dry and extremely mild" conditions :cool: so looking good atm...
oh, and I'm at the "spectacularly slow" end of the spectrum :D
Go for it fella. Don't let being slow dampen your enthusiasm... I never have. We may even do the same race one of these days!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
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Originally Posted by crumblydown
My wife is prone to knife violence remember....must keep me hormones in check:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Hide all the knives and forks, a good spooning is easier to recover from:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
It's this FU&*ING work S&*t i have never been so busty!!
i am still alive well i think so xxx
Nice to see you back, wots next page 3 or a photoshoot for FHM:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
surely it should be big and bouncy:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Big and bouncy with a huge grin, hope they arn't silicon implants cos they'll explode at alTITude:DQuote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
Great to hear you are alive and kicking,,,,,,, is that a typing error or have you but a bit of weight on around the chest area:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Lantern - am I not right in thinking you did the Macc Forest 5 last year?Quote:
Originally Posted by lantern rouge
I think we were both near the back at that one!!
oh, and looks like the Slug Clan is all-systems-go for Stanbury Splash on Sunday... :cool:
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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
I did do the Forest 5, but wasn't near the back... was bloody well last. I had improved by about ten minutes and still came last.
The sweeper lady was very patient!
hi ambrosia , sorry for delay in answer i aint been on line this week.the other ponie was indeed young un and the old bloke behind him was wolds ranger. did u enjoy the route, it wasnt a bad day out was it. got an injury so aint done any running since rrr50 and that was my first outing for a couple of months. it was good to finally meet you and hopefully see you in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
i do indeed master.its a good race and plenty of big hills for you to trot over.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Fellmonster wins The Whiteholme Circular, congratulations Ricky. Both me and Amex said 'How the F**k did you do that in 77mins':eek: Good Pony turnout with Fleeter and Tussockface there, although he ran in Calder Valley colours cos it was Stringman's race, nowt wrong with that:cool:
Just completed first race in Pony vest at Stanbury Splash!!
Am now going to eat maltloaf until i'm sick!!:)
Well done Pony Nelly!:D
Nice one Nelly, also nice to see someone from Bradford who doesn't support the Bulls;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nelly
I have sussed out how Ricky won Sun, upon registering i thought ah! i will have a poo before we set off!
so i skipped to the loo, horror the door was locked, i stood back looked casual and waited for the door to open!!!
It did out stepped fellmonster!! we offered to shake hands but then both worked out probably not the best thing to do, so i went in!!!
OMG
No body that small should make smells of that nature!!
so the answer is simple he must be 1, eating something with a chemical base?
Or the more likely one he runs that fast as to get away from his arse!!
I on the other hand make smells of pure lavender!!
Like Nelly, I too turned out in FP colours at Stanbury Splash
I assume this great photo is Nelly:
http://www.photos-dsb.co.uk/Stanbury...s/ppage117.htm
if not, that would make at least 3 Ponies in attendance!
My 2 sluglets (aged 6 & 8) turned out in the junior races - they both seemed to enjoy it, so might have to think about fitting them out in Ponies' colours for next time...
and OMG is it always that windy in Yorkshire?! :eek:
Good day out for the Slug family then:cool: and yes it always windy in Yorkshire;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
Out stepped Smellmonster:eek: Sorry Ricky, couldn't resist;) Pure lavender? My arse:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
I can hereby announce that the stench was actually on account of the individual who fled the cubicle before me. He was reluctant to make eye contact. Not sure why.....one should be proud of such an achievement!
Nice to chat with fellow ponies yesterday. Im still cleaning my wounds after 2 vicious falls!
I went to get changed in the toilet, didn't do anything. It stank like the bowels of satan. When i came out, someone was waiting, i made eye contact, and claimed the achievement for myself:eek: How did you manage to fit two falls into 77mins. One fall would have knocked me back an hour, two and i'd just be fininshing about........................now, really:D Well done, Ricky:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Yea right what ever!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Great run yesterday fellmonster, you won cos the fear of me catching you was too much to handle or should that be fellmincer!! remember i saw your boot!!
look after yourself and get some training in i will be back soon and i may see you in a race for longer than 30 seconds!!
Amex, good luck with the upcoming operation! What's the old cliche; something about taking away the pain but leave the swelling;)
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Originally Posted by Amex
FELLMINCER! I like it....Brett, can you change his name on here without him being able to stop it?
Wait till you see MY sissy bags tho...x
Yes Amex, best of luck with the Op on Friday.
Excuse me Master, I ve seen the video of descending past hag dyke at Great Whernside.....remember......prancer!!!!
I feel another manbags rant coming on:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
So have i, didn't spot any more of Santa's reindeer on it though:DQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Prancing beats mincing anyday!Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Prancing is proper:cool:
Glad to see all you ponies had good runs yesterday, unlike me who just had the runs:eek: Bigtime:eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I wish I was as athletic looking as that chap!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
Here I am, running like a fat man on holiday!!!
http://www.woodentops.org.uk/index.p...&backlink=none
I couldnt believe my eyes looking through those photos....Ponies cropping up all over the place!:D
Nowt wrong with that or MANbags or prancing or mincing, Power to the Ponies:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master