My stepson (also a Matthew) came home from school (more likely truant) one day, aged 16, and said "I'm joining the army". This was just as well, because there was no more room for 2 x Matthews in the same house :mad:.
Started in junior leaders and found he wasn't very tough after all :rolleyes:, but survived and now retires in two years, quite high ranking.
Put all the little b******s in the forces - that's what I say :D.
and no I don't read the Daily Mail.