The Masters Lounge

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Originally Posted by stevefoster

I'm an old fart and fecking loving it here, where do you waste your days? I await your response with great excitement and a bedpan :wink:

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Usually something more exciting than being on here. I kick back with Kevin Kennedy & Mitch Winehouse.

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Originally Posted by Splatcher

Come on lads. Move on, & let's have no trouble. Come back when you're old enough, and NO TRAINERS. And then I'll let you stroke my pitbull.

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No trainers? I only own 5 pairs of Walshes?

Congrats on your Masterdom Shaun..:)

...and can some one keep young Wesley away from my inner sanctum....:p

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Originally Posted by stevefoster

I'm an old fart and fecking loving it here

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I quite like being an old fart if I am honest :D

Just dropping into the Lounge to see how you are all looking after it.

Lord alive, who does the cleaning rota around here?? It looks like a flock of sheep have been through (maybe they have??!). I've never come across such a tacky carpet!!

And who the hell let that Tetleys pump in here?? Whats the matter with Theakstons??

I'm going to have to report back to Toffer. It looks like someone needs to get a grip of this place!

Tell me about it Wheeze.

I haven't been somewhere that smells like this since the smoking ban came in. Somebody open the windows and let some air in.

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Originally Posted by Wheeze

Just dropping into the Lounge to see how you are all looking after it.

Lord alive, who does the cleaning rota around here?? It looks like a flock of sheep have been through (maybe they have??!). I've never come across such a tacky carpet!!

And who the hell let that Tetleys pump in here?? Whats the matter with Theakstons??

I'm going to have to report back to Toffer. It looks like someone needs to get a grip of this place!

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Well the young lady who does has been moved up stairs to tend to the Grandmasters....!

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Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak

Well the young lady who does has been moved up stairs to tend to the Grandmasters....!

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There is Always a problem :confused:




Right i will clean it give me 5 mins:

Have you got your marigolds on Amex? :D

Right it's done;

Now will all members please keep this area clean;

One hill please keep off that floor

Forgot about coming in here at the time. Still better late than never and very nice it is too.

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Originally Posted by Muddy Retriever

Forgot about coming in here at the time. Still better late than never and very nice it is too.

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at least somebody appreciates me

i have no idea why you women whinge all the time about cleaning up, its easy:








light blue touch paper stand well back

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Originally Posted by Wheeze

Just dropping into the Lounge to see how you are all looking after it.

Lord alive, who does the cleaning rota around here?? It looks like a flock of sheep have been through (maybe they have??!). I've never come across such a tacky carpet!!

And who the hell let that Tetleys pump in here?? Whats the matter with Theakstons??

I'm going to have to report back to Toffer. It looks like someone needs to get a grip of this place!

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Yeah, no swill masquerading as ale from now on.

Theakston's
Timothy Taylor's
Guinness (for Merrylegs)
Samuel Smith's Old Brewery Bitter (for the Yorkshiremen with short arms and long pockets)

Oh, and some of this in bottles in the fridge...

http://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk...wp77008341.jpg

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Originally Posted by Yelsew

Usually something more exciting than being on here. I kick back with Kevin Kennedy & Mitch Winehouse.

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Oh right:closed:

Smells of Flash in here!

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Originally Posted by stevefoster

Smells of Flash in here!

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Asda's own Steve the Petty cash was almost out Luke nicked it for Beer

Money well spent, if the ladies want any Lambrini we'll have to raid the tips jar.

Lambrini you say, better than Blue Nun I suppose...

Anybody find that Doner Kebab I left in here last night? It still had a bit of eating left in it :closed:

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Originally Posted by Alf

Anybody find that Doner Kebab I left in here last night? It still had a bit of eating left in it :closed:

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Oops (burp) sorry Alf:o

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Originally Posted by stevefoster

Oops (burp) sorry Alf:o

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Bl**dy Grandmasters, coming in here and scoffing our food, shouldn't be allowed! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Alf

Bl**dy Grandmasters, coming in here and scoffing our food, shouldn't be allowed! :rolleyes:

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I'd just assumed he was helping with the cleaning. And why anyone's bringing in kebabs I've no idea: after all, the lounge menu's pretty good. Jean-Christophe and his team in the kitchen could easily get upset.

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Originally Posted by Splatcher

I'd just assumed he was helping with the cleaning. And why anyone's bringing in kebabs I've no idea: after all, the lounge menu's pretty good. Jean-Christophe and his team in the kitchen could easily get upset.

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Aye that's it, just doing my bit in the name of cleaning, it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it #indegestion:wink:

I managed to "acquire" a barrel of Marston's Pedigree from the Grandmaster's lounge. The bar is open Masters :thumbup:

Get in, two pints ere plz. The first will go down too quick to taste, blimmin parched I am.

Any peanuts?

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Originally Posted by Alf

I managed to "acquire" a barrel of Marston's Pedigree from the Grandmaster's lounge. The bar is open Masters :thumbup:

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Eh?? Now I'm confused. I can (almost) see the brewery from here - I just ran a length of hosepipe to the fermenting tank... No need for barrels...

Help yourselves though, I'll only drink it all if you lot don't!

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Originally Posted by Stagger

Any peanuts?

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Yep from the same source - I have a contact in the GMs lounge - no names no pack drill - but thanks Dom :wink:

Well we're trying to encourage new members. It's lonely at the top of the poster list! :confused:

Nice one Alf, it was about time things livened up in here!

Any Sneklifter going please?

Is it too early for a pint? I am in training for XOTF.

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

Is it too early for a pint? I am in training for XOTF.

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Some of us are still here from last night....now where's my coat :confused:

Balloons check
streamers Check
tinsel check
drinks check
food check
ok time to throw the doors open to the grand masters lounge and let the masters in for the yearly party...:)


Merry Christmas to one and all :D

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Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak

Balloons check
streamers Check
tinsel check
drinks check
food check
ok time to throw the doors open to the grand masters lounge and let the masters in for the yearly party...:)


Merry Christmas to one and all :D

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Nice one Smiler, Merry Christmas all:thumbup:

I think we should play this drinking game Amex had lined up for XOTF in here, so I can sample it too, virtually :) That would cheer me up no end after having to make an early escape :)

Grand Masters gate crashing YET AGAIN!

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Originally Posted by shaunaneto

Grand Masters gate crashing YET AGAIN!

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I'll get me taped seam coat then:o

Merry Crimbo by the way

The belly is full, the ale is flowing and the run is booked for 8am. What more can I want for!

This virtual reality stuff is getting more confusing as I get older. Just had a concert by 2 flutes, 2 recorders & an iPhone playing virtual sleighbells. Did it really happen or was it all in my head? Mine's a pint of surreal ale please, & smoky penguin crisps. Ta.