Just dropping into the Lounge to see how you are all looking after it.

Lord alive, who does the cleaning rota around here?? It looks like a flock of sheep have been through (maybe they have??!). I've never come across such a tacky carpet!!

And who the hell let that Tetleys pump in here?? Whats the matter with Theakstons??

I'm going to have to report back to Toffer. It looks like someone needs to get a grip of this place!