Just a gallon please sir.
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Just a gallon please sir.
Now on to a couple of little ones.
Malt with ice please
Sorry mate. Totally out of ice....global warming.
Large scotch please. Anything without a E in it will do...
Jura it is!
A new interloper.
You took your time :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Oracle
You have to buy a round on your first visit.
Welcome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oracle
Ah, yes. Welcome Oracle. Please observe the house rules. Walshes off and put in bucket by front door. Nod to the statue of St Joss. No swearing and NO POLITICS!!;)
And all electronic devices are also left at the door, we can't have members sitting here with their heads down posting on silly forums all evening. They can do that whilst at work.
I haven't been in here for a while, it's a bit flipping dusty. And which greedy tw*t ate all the pork scratchings???
Hiya Martyn, there's a pile of rags under Molehills chair if you want to give the place a quick flick over...his little legs are a bit tired from all the lockdown cycling. As for the pork scratchings, you'd better ask Stagger! Maybe get some more when lockdown is over. In the meantime, can I offer you some Nobbys Nuts??
Most kind, yes please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
save a few for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyn P
Wow this place is showing signs of age.
There’s even an old type blue smelly helly with dried on sweat looking sorry for itself in the corner. Yeugh! Own up, whose is it?
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Originally Posted by Wheeze
Sorry, that's mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oracle
I do actually have a 15 year old blue helly and it is starting to whiff a bit.
Will one of you young-uns go fetch some more pork scratching.
And don't be long.
Non-smelling Hellys are not allowed. Same for any Ron Hill Tracksters.
And I can’t remember last time I saw one of those: there’s a head torch with a bulb and one of those big flat 4.5v batteries.
Do they still make those batteries. Or bulbs?
Is it younger or older than the candle in the bottle on the lounge table?
“ crusty” old folk these masters, who leave this stuff lying about!
Ha ha ha Oracle has one 2 many and wakes up at 4am in the lounge.
Brett being tight but kind had switched the light off but left a candle burning.
Only been in a couple of days and is struggling with the strength of the ales.
I made it home on the bike last night, just, might invest in a set of those stabilizer wheels that the kids have on their bikes, help keep me out of the ditches.
Has anyone seen the barman this morning? The dray wagon is outside with a delivery.
Friday nights used to be the start of general mayhem in here, but I'm older and slower now so I'll enjoy this malt and slope off home, might do a cheese and onion toastie before I go.
So, after our delivery of 10,000 gallons of old peculiar, I've let the local marmite factory know theres a shed load of used brewers yeast ready. Should see us through to August!
Pork scratchings coming on Monday.
Are Saturday nights still half price beer for us OAP's?
And bowls of salted nuts on the table. Might even be a crust of salt drip bread after 9.30Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
May I sit in the leather high seat in the corner please?
Take a pew and mines a scotch whilst you're up there.
Any particular flavour??Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
Ice, water or neat?
Always nice to buy an old lad a short.
Very partial to Springbank, heard a whisper that there is a bottle of https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/...lennium-series secreted somewhere behind the bar.
As you are offering, make it a double old chap and I'll tell you my life story.......
We have found an old un open bottle of
https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/...ar-old-bot1991
Would you care to try a wee dram?
Nice drop that, I certainly slept well.
I think it was Wheeze's hidden supply, he doesn't trust anyone in here and marks all his bottles. Try another dram next weekend if we get away with it?
Well, I'll have a tidy round.
Appears to be getting a little more use at the minute.
That's my bike chain in the sink degreasing - don't chuck it.
Just nipped in for another nip of the good stuff.
Topped it back to the mark on the bottle with some of the famous grouse.
Don't think anyone will notice.
A cracking drop of the finest.
Mmmmmm thanks Wheeze :o
I recently installed CCTV in the booze cupboard...........!
Beware the facemask crew.
Just a couple of shandys in the corner while people watching.
A good mix passing through tonight.
Village litter pick, 10am followed at 12 with tea and toast back in the lounge.
My sacks full. How about yours??