I haven't been in here for a while, it's a bit flipping dusty. And which greedy tw*t ate all the pork scratchings???
I haven't been in here for a while, it's a bit flipping dusty. And which greedy tw*t ate all the pork scratchings???
Hiya Martyn, there's a pile of rags under Molehills chair if you want to give the place a quick flick over...his little legs are a bit tired from all the lockdown cycling. As for the pork scratchings, you'd better ask Stagger! Maybe get some more when lockdown is over. In the meantime, can I offer you some Nobbys Nuts??
Most kind, yes please.Originally Posted by Wheeze
save a few for me!
Richard Taylor
"William Tell could take an apple off your head. Taylor could take out a processed pea."
Sid Waddell
Wow this place is showing signs of age.
There’s even an old type blue smelly helly with dried on sweat looking sorry for itself in the corner. Yeugh! Own up, whose is it?
Ah, yes. Welcome Oracle. Please observe the house rules. Walshes off and put in bucket by front door. Nod to the statue of St Joss. No swearing and NO POLITICS!!
Sorry, that's mine.
I do actually have a 15 year old blue helly and it is starting to whiff a bit.
Will one of you young-uns go fetch some more pork scratching.
And don't be long.
Non-smelling Hellys are not allowed. Same for any Ron Hill Tracksters.
And I can’t remember last time I saw one of those: there’s a head torch with a bulb and one of those big flat 4.5v batteries.
Do they still make those batteries. Or bulbs?
Is it younger or older than the candle in the bottle on the lounge table?
“ crusty” old folk these masters, who leave this stuff lying about!
Last edited by Oracle; 12-06-2020 at 10:55 AM.
Ha ha ha Oracle has one 2 many and wakes up at 4am in the lounge.
Brett being tight but kind had switched the light off but left a candle burning.
Only been in a couple of days and is struggling with the strength of the ales.
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