Sorry folks, this was not a serious post:o
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I think if you read my offer carefully it states "We all owe you a pint"
Nowhere in that statement am i personally identified in a legal sense as being bound by contract to personally purchase said beverage.
Besides, if its a busy pub can you imagine me trying to push my masculine frame to the front and actually get served? (even if i did have my wallet with me):cool:
I can confirm that anybody waiting to be bought a pint off the master, will with fear of contradiction have a very long wait.
My wife is all ready and willing for Sunday can't wait!!
now in real terms this is what she said!!
hi sweet you ok "what do you want" well love you know some time ago i asked you to join me on a grand pony day out "yes" well it is "no" but babe people will be relying on you "no" oh come on all ponies will be there "how far is it" 3 miles "oh that's not bad" no it is the shortest leg ok "how much climb" babe it's nowt it's flat "oh well then that's not bad at all" ok then so you will do it "but i will look stupid" no you won't "yes i will" you won't "i will let people down you know how slow i am" Don't worry sweetheart the lad your doing your leg with has one leg shorter than the other "ok then as long as i won't look silly" you won't babe
so on Sunday night i will be divorced!!