Sorry folks, this was not a serious postOriginally Posted by merrylegs
I'll have to give it a miss...................washing my hair after
Sorry folks, this was not a serious postI'll have to give it a miss...................washing my hair after
Who said i was buying??Daz, your a star, for your organisational effort and your ability to prise a pint out of Bone Boy without the use of a large crowbar
Ah i see, your just going to owe Daz a pint, i shouldn't be so presumptiousWho said i was buying??
Merry it starts at 08.00 leg 1 will only take the quick boys an hour or so plus you will need to be kit checked and ready so be there for 08.30 ish.Chortle, Guffaw
Mrs. is dropping me off at the start of leg 2 then meeting me at the start of leg 3. We'll then go to the end of leg 3 if anyone needs a lift, then back to the finish. Will Mrs. C have my number? Have ordered a map from Harvey's, presume Mrs.C will have one, if mine doesn't come in time will one between two runners do?
What time do i need to be at the start of leg 2, 9.45 ish?
See you all on Sunday
1 map per pair of runners is fine and mrs C has one .
I think if you read my offer carefully it states "We all owe you a pint"Ah i see, your just going to owe Daz a pint, i shouldn't be so presumptious
Nowhere in that statement am i personally identified in a legal sense as being bound by contract to personally purchase said beverage.
Besides, if its a busy pub can you imagine me trying to push my masculine frame to the front and actually get served? (even if i did have my wallet with me)
I can confirm that anybody waiting to be bought a pint off the master, will with fear of contradiction have a very long wait.I think if you read my offer carefully it states "We all owe you a pint"
Nowhere in that statement am i personally identified in a legal sense as being bound by contract to personally purchase said beverage.
Besides, if its a busy pub can you imagine me trying to push my masculine frame to the front and actually get served? (even if i did have my wallet with me)
My wife is all ready and willing for Sunday can't wait!!
now in real terms this is what she said!!
hi sweet you ok "what do you want" well love you know some time ago i asked you to join me on a grand pony day out "yes" well it is "no" but babe people will be relying on you "no" oh come on all ponies will be there "how far is it" 3 miles "oh that's not bad" no it is the shortest leg ok "how much climb" babe it's nowt it's flat "oh well then that's not bad at all" ok then so you will do it "but i will look stupid" no you won't "yes i will" you won't "i will let people down you know how slow i am" Don't worry sweetheart the lad your doing your leg with has one leg shorter than the other "ok then as long as i won't look silly" you won't babe
so on Sunday night i will be divorced!!
Now that is the best post i have seen for ages, still laughing,
Way to go Amex old chap!!!! Can't wait to see her chasing you after her leg 4 is finished.
Luckily for Amex she won't be chasing anybody after she's finished leg 4Now that is the best post i have seen for ages, still laughing,
Way to go Amex old chap!!!! Can't wait to see her chasing you after her leg 4 is finished.but she will recover.
The words: TIGHT SOD, would have been enoughI think if you read my offer carefully it states "We all owe you a pint"
Nowhere in that statement am i personally identified in a legal sense as being bound by contract to personally purchase said beverage.
Besides, if its a busy pub can you imagine me trying to push my masculine frame to the front and actually get served? (even if i did have my wallet with me)
Sorted, i'll be there for 8.30Merry it starts at 08.00 leg 1 will only take the quick boys an hour or so plus you will need to be kit checked and ready so be there for 08.30 ish.
1 map per pair of runners is fine and mrs C has one .
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