Senior Member's Saloon

Tis quite in the Saloon tonight.


I request a ban on Tonic Water from this establishment.

I suspect many of the male forum members could challenge many a young lady in the wobbly big naturals category but lets change the subject as I am pretty sure I am talking to a 50 year old bloke with a leer, a can of cider and a large box of tissues.

Some of the caving systems in wales are great large cavern, lakes to wade and swim in, its a good experience you should try and get a visit into OFD with the south Wales caving Club, it may not be your thing but you can't live where you do and not see all the wonders and there really are some impressice sites and streamways undergroud in the BM.

not sure if you are visiting or staying in the UK but if you are tempory would urge to at least visit OFD 1 lower streamway or if you can do the round trip.

http://www.swcc.org.uk/ your local club

http://www.swcc.org.uk/

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

I am pretty sure I am talking to a 50 year old bloke with a leer, a can of cider and a large box of tissues.

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Ok, admittedly, I don't look in the mirror very often, but I don't need a mirror to know that I am not a 50 year old bloke, I also don't drink cider, especially not out of a can, and I don't own any tissues...

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

Some of the caving systems in wales are great large cavern, lakes to wade and swim in, its a good experience

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My idea of having a good time does not involve being underground, no matter how beautiful caves can be, especially not if it involves having to swim through freezing water in a wetsuit...

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Originally Posted by powsels and thrums

If he let's you down, I'll be there for you.

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Thanks, happily with partner and child (21 years not married - you shouldn't rush these things- Allan T seems a bit desperate try him.

I could send a laminated photo for easy wiping if that would help:D

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Ok, admittedly, I don't look in the mirror very often, but I don't need a mirror to know that I am not a 50 year old bloke, I also don't drink cider, especially not out of a can, and I don't own any tissues...



My idea of having a good time does not involve being underground, no matter how beautiful caves can be, especially not if it involves having to swim through freezing water in a wetsuit...

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Don't need a wetsuit for OFD, fantastic streams though

What is it about this forum and thinking all the birds are geezers?

Anti, I bet you're sat there in a bra, ironing, and drinking Lambrini.

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Originally Posted by southernsoftie

What is it about this forum and thinking all the birds are geezers?

Anti, I bet you're sat there in a bra, ironing, and drinking Lambrini.

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I know - just bloody looked on the FP thread and my lady bumps were in question too!! the damned cheek :eek:

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Originally Posted by southernsoftie

What is it about this forum and thinking all the birds are geezers?

Anti, I bet you're sat there in a bra, ironing, and drinking Lambrini.

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Yes but i am still a bloke, an unshave one cos Emmi (Dave to his mates) won't return my razor

thats unshaved

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

Yes but i am still a bloke, an unshave one cos Emmi (Dave to his mates) won't return my razor

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You wouldn't want it back if you knew where it had been :rolleyes::cool:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

You wouldn't it back if you knew where it had been :rolleyes::cool:

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Nice comeback:cool: Razor sharp;)

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Nice comeback:cool: Razor sharp;)

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cutting edge stuff here Merry :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

You wouldn't want it back if you knew where it had been :rolleyes::cool:

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:cool::D

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Originally Posted by emmilou

You wouldn't want it back if you knew where it had been :rolleyes::cool:

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are we back to caving?

Might have to let some Masters in at this rate.

Has that Antisocial bloke gone?

If so, I will come back in... :D

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Has that Antisocial bloke gone?

If so, I will come back in... :D

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Come back in Han, its quite in here, im on my own in a corner listening to Annie Mac on Radio1!;)

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

are we back to caving?

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no but it may have been.....nah...............

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Originally Posted by southernsoftie

Might have to let some Masters in at this rate.

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you called ;)

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Come back in Han, its quite in here, im on my own in a corner listening to Annie Mac on Radio1!;)

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she's pants!

is that not youth speak?! :rolleyes:;)

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Originally Posted by emmilou

she's pants!

is that not youth speak?! :rolleyes:;)

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Tonight the music has been ace! and the youth speak is "shit", not pants. ;)

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Tonight the music has been ace! and the youth speak is "shit", not pants. ;)

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oh :eek: wash your mouth out......

thought it was 'sick' or something or does that mean good :confused:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

oh :eek: wash your mouth out......

thought it was 'sick' or something or does that mean good :confused:

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Oh, thats chav talk.

Sick and bad means good to them. :confused:


...oh and the tonic water is washing my mouth out:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

you called ;)

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Ah, the most welcome Master of them all!

Great, the atmosphere in here is imporving by the minute!

Just had my food, I now feel like a hot drink...

Hi any master's in :p

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Originally Posted by southernsoftie

Ah, the most welcome Master of them all!

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straight out of charm school :rolleyes:

can't understand why I'm sleepy all of the time lately though?? ;)

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Great, the atmosphere in here is imporving by the minute!

Just had my food, I now feel like a hot drink...

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hot drink??? hmmm..... irish coffee perhaps?

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Originally Posted by emmilou

hot drink??? hmmm..... irish coffee perhaps?

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Ahhh, yes! Hmmmmm...

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Ahhh, yes! Hmmmmm...

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I have cravings for a toasted currant tea-cake.:p

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

I have cravings for a toasted currant tea-cake.:p

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I have a hot cross bun....

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Originally Posted by Saints Lad

Hi any master's in :p

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why Mr Bond....do come in....no DO....sit down...NOW!

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Originally Posted by emmilou

I have a hot cross bun....

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Will you post it me.:rolleyes:........before merrylegs gets here...."will you toast it for me"

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Will you post it me.:rolleyes:........before merrylegs gets here...."will you toast it for me"

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wish someone would make me some tea :(

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

I have cravings for a toasted currant tea-cake.:p

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You might want to wash that down with tonight's special.

Those fell fiends have been fermenting feverishly to produce...

...ITB IPA. In your honour Al. Get your laughing gear round that!

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Originally Posted by southernsoftie

You might want to wash that down with tonight's special.

Those fell fiends have been fermenting feverishly to produce...

...ITB IPA. In your honour Al. Get your laughing gear round that!

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Why thankyou very much. I feel privileged!:p:D

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Originally Posted by emmilou

straight out of charm school :rolleyes:

can't understand why I'm sleepy all of the time lately though?? ;)

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Steady now, don't want to overdo it;)

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Originally Posted by emmilou

wish someone would make me some tea :(

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cup of tea one lump or two:D

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Originally Posted by Saints Lad

cup of tea one lump or two:D

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black. no sugar. and it HAS to be from a pot :D

A pot ?

We don't even have one, drink loads of tea though.

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Originally Posted by emmilou

black. no sugar. and it HAS to be from a pot :D

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right think i've got tommy tea-pot downstairs ;)
coming up :D

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Originally Posted by emmilou

black. no sugar. and it HAS to be from a pot :D

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Thats faffying about abit aint it.:rolleyes: