Agreed - good selection of topics today. Not sure about 2 aftershave threads though :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
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Agreed - good selection of topics today. Not sure about 2 aftershave threads though :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
Too much talk about moisturiser!! :eek:
You'll have to call in at Daz's milliners and get a jaunty chapeau to go with it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
Blame Darth for getting all feminine.Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
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Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
a what??? hmmm, not sure a milliners is in order.....I need new shoes though............OBVIOUSLY!! :D
Outrage!:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
Once you get to a certain weight - you should be shot!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081111/...n-3fd0ae9.html
...whats the chance of this happening!
Perhaps not shot but it pisses me off when I have to pay £30 excess baggage for being 5 KG over the allowance and someone next to me is 10 stone heavier........and then you end up sitting next to them cramped up for 8 bloody hours - MAKES MY BLOOD BOILQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
oi young man, there's nowt wrong with looking as wrinkle free and smooth skinned as me:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
True, what face mask do you use then, home-made or do you buy it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth domain
How often do you exfoliate?
Hahaha.:rolleyes:
i like natural face masks, so when i run, i slam my face into nice wet boggy areas Does not cost a thing, i only tend to do it while i'm doing a solo run.
as for exfoliating, where's the cheese grater?
You could make alot of money selling that, im sure plenty of toffs and such like would buy it. Have you ever seen harry enflieds scetch "I saw you commming".....you'd make a bomb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth domain
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hmyGJC5h4DM
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Mmmm, bog face masks, avertising slogan : stick yer face in a bog, does that sound appealing?:confused:
"Bog in a bottle"Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth domain
Good news for Pudgy:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
Love your tolerant, caring nature AlQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Wish i had'nt had Fish, Chips and curry sauce, and another half a fish that was going spare:eek:
These sort of people im talking about. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Thanks Al:rolleyes: Need a bucket!Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Always a pleasure.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by PACMAN
ha ha ha, oh my god, so, Al, why have you got pics like that on yer hard drive:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Because i love layers of flab sagging all over women. I love to surf on the fat.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth domain
No actually i was just proving evidence for Merry since he said i was tolerant and had a caring nature....:rolleyes:
Tumbleweed town.... where is everybody???
Down the real pub??Quote:
Originally Posted by Pilgrim
Can't go there tonight:(... I've got the kids.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
You and me both, one day they'll be taking me to the real pub, and paying:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pilgrim
Just got back from 'the real pub' and many other place so whilst i have a bru i thought id sign in and see what you've all been upto.Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
God my ears are ringing and im seeing double. But nobody wanted to fight me tonight which is good.
Just had an email from a mate in Canada, "The theory of intelligence" as told by Cliff to Norm from cheers:-
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
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Originally Posted by Alphin
Not feeling so smart this morning....oof! :o
Ohh.. good idea...:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphin
Damn it's quiet in here on a Sunday morning. Was never like this in the old days, the lads had stamina then.
Morning!!
Morning!
Kids are playing in the bath:) having got me up at 5:30.:mad:
playing in the bath! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pilgrim
only 1 of mine up at the mo........:( not for long when I start crashing and banging around don't you just love emptying the dishwasher at silly o'clock?!
I'm saving the hoovering in the bedroom trick for when they hit their teens....not tooooo long now :rolleyes:
I would if it was working!:(Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
My father-in-law's putting a new kitchen in.:D
Morning. It might not be a shorts and vest one today - maybe Helly & vest! bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
yup the Helly in ON.... brrrrrrrrrrrrr indeed :(
I suspect that Daz H will even have to put a vest on today - although only a Ron Hill-esque string vest of course:Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
http://www.blackburn.gov.uk/upload/i...tEdinburgh.jpg
Thought i'd tell you all about my random and completely nonsense dream last night!
I have alot of bizarre dreams that usually aren’t very nice and never make sense, last’s night was sanely compared to normal.
I was in a fell race; I don’t know where or why, and I was at the top of a fell following the snake of other runners, I passed the summit and was on the way down, the slope was totally sheer and I just went for it leaping through the air passing EVERYONE, I got to the bottom of the fell and reached a road, there was a marshal there collecting tags. I suddenly realised that I had taken my bumbag off (that had my tag in it) and left it at the top of the fell ive just come down:confused: Emmilou was there and shouted at me... “WELL BLOODY GET BACK UP THERE AND GET IT”.
The marshal said “don’t ring anybody to bring it back down for you”.:confused:
So I dragged myself back up the fell to pick my bumbag off the floor, and came back down, to discover that the marshal was still there but I was dead last and everyone else had gone
home.:(
At this point i was woken up by my little sister who was in my room playing her guitar (badly) singing something about "wake up"...
What the hell?:eek:
Hmmmmmmm, dreaming about fell races, lady forumites and coming last.
Typical Fell Pony:D