Quiet Around Here

[Al Fowler]

ha ha ha, oh my god, so, Al, why have you got pics like that on yer hard drive

Because i love layers of flab sagging all over women. I love to surf on the fat.

No actually i was just proving evidence for Merry since he said i was tolerant and had a caring nature....

[Pilgrim]

Tumbleweed town.... where is everybody???

[dominion]

Tumbleweed town.... where is everybody???

Down the real pub??

[Pilgrim]

Down the real pub??

Can't go there tonight... I've got the kids.

[stevefoster]

Can't go there tonight... I've got the kids.

You and me both, one day they'll be taking me to the real pub, and paying

[Al Fowler]

You and me both, one day they'll be taking me to the real pub, and paying

Just got back from 'the real pub' and many other place so whilst i have a bru i thought id sign in and see what you've all been upto.
God my ears are ringing and im seeing double. But nobody wanted to fight me tonight which is good.

[Alphin]

Just had an email from a mate in Canada, "The theory of intelligence" as told by Cliff to Norm from cheers:-

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

[emmilou]

Just had an email from a mate in Canada, "The theory of intelligence" as told by Cliff to Norm from cheers:-

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Not feeling so smart this morning....oof!

[XRunner]

A herd of fell runners can only move as fast as the slowest runner. And when the herd is racing, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for fell running as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

Ohh.. good idea...

[molehill]

Damn it's quiet in here on a Sunday morning. Was never like this in the old days, the lads had stamina then.