Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by dominion

Count me in Hann.

Oh... hang on ....you said nice arse, not short arse.... :o

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nor smart arses

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

I think you'll find they were admiring my body and the bulge in my shorts.....I'm sure I overheard one of them say......"That must his dad there (pointing to the Master)......he's not half as handsome as his dish of a son

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I believe i heard her friend (the more attractive dark haired one) say "Yes, it might be his Dad but i like a man with experience and he has that look in his eye.....plus the young one is fat and lazy and just seems to lurk near the bushes playing pocket billiards"

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Originally Posted by The Master

I believe i heard her friend (the more attractive dark haired one) say "Yes, it might be his Dad but i like a man with experience and he has that look in his eye.....plus the young one is fat and lazy and just seems to lurk near the bushes playing pocket billiards"

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Yes, but the blonde the swiftly replied,

".....how much experience could the 'old man' pack into a 2 minute fumble?.....i mean, that's more than he can manage at the running!"

The dark haired lady then nodded in agreement and started giving me the eye

Is this the Fell Pony thread or Today's Fantasy:confused:

I was playing tennis today and Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic were checking me out. I showed them my serve volley and then my prize winning piece and they were all over me :D

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Yes, but the blonde the swiftly replied,

".....how much experience could the 'old man' pack into a 2 minute fumble?.....i mean, that's more than he can manage at the running!"

The dark haired lady then nodded in agreement and started giving me the eye

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they both then looked at the much younger version i.e. me and agreed that they would get a better experience from my added power and technique instead of a creaky athritic experience

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

I was playing tennis today and Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic were checking me out. I showed them my serve volley and then my prize winning piece and they were all over me :D

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Funny you should say that, i ran home from work today and was chased by Charlize Theron pledging her undying love and appreciation for slapheads:D

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Funny you should say that, i ran home from work today and was chased by Charlize Theron pledging her undying love and appreciation for slapheads:D

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even that is beyond fantasy

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

even that is beyond fantasy

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I may have been economical with the truth:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

All the girls admire my derriere!

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Not when it's leaving skid marks down the rocks I fear. :eek::D