Fell Ponies??

[XRunner]

Count me in Hann.

Oh... hang on ....you said nice arse, not short arse....

nor smart arses

[The Master]

I think you'll find they were admiring my body and the bulge in my shorts.....I'm sure I overheard one of them say......"That must his dad there (pointing to the Master)......he's not half as handsome as his dish of a son

I believe i heard her friend (the more attractive dark haired one) say "Yes, it might be his Dad but i like a man with experience and he has that look in his eye.....plus the young one is fat and lazy and just seems to lurk near the bushes playing pocket billiards"

[FellMonster]

I believe i heard her friend (the more attractive dark haired one) say "Yes, it might be his Dad but i like a man with experience and he has that look in his eye.....plus the young one is fat and lazy and just seems to lurk near the bushes playing pocket billiards"

Yes, but the blonde the swiftly replied,

".....how much experience could the 'old man' pack into a 2 minute fumble?.....i mean, that's more than he can manage at the running!"

The dark haired lady then nodded in agreement and started giving me the eye

[stevefoster]

Is this the Fell Pony thread or Today's Fantasy

[TurboTom]

I was playing tennis today and Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic were checking me out. I showed them my serve volley and then my prize winning piece and they were all over me

[TurboTom]

Yes, but the blonde the swiftly replied,

".....how much experience could the 'old man' pack into a 2 minute fumble?.....i mean, that's more than he can manage at the running!"

The dark haired lady then nodded in agreement and started giving me the eye

they both then looked at the much younger version i.e. me and agreed that they would get a better experience from my added power and technique instead of a creaky athritic experience

[stevefoster]

I was playing tennis today and Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic were checking me out. I showed them my serve volley and then my prize winning piece and they were all over me

Funny you should say that, i ran home from work today and was chased by Charlize Theron pledging her undying love and appreciation for slapheads

[TurboTom]

Funny you should say that, i ran home from work today and was chased by Charlize Theron pledging her undying love and appreciation for slapheads

even that is beyond fantasy

[stevefoster]

even that is beyond fantasy

I may have been economical with the truth

[crumblydown]

All the girls admire my derriere!

Not when it's leaving skid marks down the rocks I fear.