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15-02-2014, 09:52 AM
Derby Tup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splatcher

Ours went at 4pm on Wednesday, & came back at 4:30 this afternoon (Friday). Just as well - nearly all the coal's gone.

Eating nothing but coal for two days just shows the indomitable nature of the human spirit. Chapeau
02-04-2014, 08:07 PM
dominion

Page 5?? How did that happen??

Not quiet round here... 6 of us in the office waiting to start an evenings work. Good job there's a good pub here for the quiet time between 6 and 8!
02-04-2014, 09:45 PM
OneHillWonder

Nice and QAH :cool:
14-04-2014, 11:59 AM
shaunaneto

Wore a too small womens crop Top, dressed up as a helicopter pilot, stood on the control tower roof. And will be appearing on Google business view.
14-04-2014, 05:05 PM
Alf

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaunaneto

Wore a too small womens crop Top, dressed up as a helicopter pilot, stood on the control tower roof. And will be appearing on Google business view.

No change there then :rolleyes::D
14-04-2014, 07:12 PM
Derby Tup

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaunaneto

Wore a too small womens crop Top, dressed up as a helicopter pilot, stood on the control tower roof....

...story of my life
19-06-2014, 11:18 PM
Alf

I just managed to survive a brush with the rules thread tonight and keep my sanity intact.

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" :D
23-06-2014, 10:38 AM
Alf

I received my first 'Tax Refund' email of the year today.

"Tax Return Notification
Dear taxpayer,
I am sending this e-mail to announce you: After the last annual calculation of your fiscal activity we have determined the you are eligible to receive a tax refund of : 247.29 GBP

In order for us to return the excess payment, you need to send a request to HM Revenue & Customs after which the fund will be credited to your specified bank account.

Please click "Get Started" below to claime your refund:
Get Started
© Crown Copyright

The "Crown copyright" was a nice touch but the grammar and spelling needs some more work :D
23-06-2014, 11:56 AM
dominion

Quote:

Originally Posted by FBI

Attention:

You are to contact the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Washington, D.C to obtain your Clearance Certificate, find below their contact information's:

Contact Person: Ivan Fong
General Counsel U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Email: [email protected]
Washington DC Mailing Address U.S. Department of Homeland Security Washington, D.C. 20528.

Ensure you contact (DHS) with your Full Name, Address and phone number/cell number.
Contact the DHS via Email with the information above immediately, once you contact them I will get back to you or else I will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning.

Furthermore, be advised that according to the United State Law together with the Federal Bureau of Investigation rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the DHS. Also note that you are to take care of the cost of the Clearance Certificate, which will be issued in your name. Due to the content of the Clearance Certificate and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send the DHS the sum of $350 Dollars only for the issuing of the Clearance Certificate. That is the lay down rules for the DHS to release such sensitive document; DHS will issue you the authentic and original copy of the Clearance Certificate with a seal on it for verification and approval.

You are hereby advised to Contact them through the email address above to make an inquiry concerning how you will send the official fee to them. Note that you are to observe this immediately, if you really want your funds to be credited to your personal bank account and to avoid any legal battle with the security operatives over this matter. We have already informed the DHS about the present situation go ahead and contact them immediately.
Your funds are under our custody and will not be released to you unless the required document is confirmed, after that the fund will be release to you immediately without any delay.

NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most completed and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism.

WARNING: Failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed as terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. Nobody is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presume you are law abiding and would not want to have scuffles with the authority, in and outside of the United States.

We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so don't dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed. The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. The funds in question were deposited by those people that contacted you.

Note: You are to contact DHS with your full names, phone number/cell number and full address via the email which I stated above immediately, for the processing of your Clearance Certificate within the next 48 hours.

Faithfully Yours
Jim McNeef
Information Desk
Federal Bureau of Investigation

You'll never take me alive!!
23-06-2014, 01:09 PM
Alf

Quote:

Originally Posted by dominion

You'll never take me alive!!

Wow!

"Ivan Fong" - this bloke watches too many Bond films and "scuffles" love it :D
12-07-2014, 11:07 PM
Alf

Himalayan Balsam has appeared in my neighbourhood, there go the property values :rolleyes: Treatment is underway though I am a bit concerned I might be transporting seeds on my running shoes :confused:
15-07-2014, 12:33 PM
Stagger

No live TdF today
:mad:
15-07-2014, 01:08 PM
Jimmy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stagger

No live TdF today
:mad:

It's TUEsday.. ho! ho! :)
15-07-2014, 01:20 PM
Stagger

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy

It's TUEsday.. ho! ho! :)

Thanks for that Jimmy.
I needed a reason to smile.
21-10-2014, 09:12 AM
Alf

Its blowing a hooley round here. Glad I got my trees trimmed a couple of weeks ago now.
21-10-2014, 09:23 AM
Wheeze

Here too. Not very quiet, is it!!
21-10-2014, 09:32 AM
Derby Tup

Blustery Around Here!
21-10-2014, 12:50 PM
Don't fear the sweeper

I risked decapitation this morning by going out and replacing the 3 panes of glass that the wind blew off my greenhouse.
21-10-2014, 12:56 PM
Wheeze

So. Challenge.
Can we hit 2 MILLION views and 30k replies by Christmas??
21-10-2014, 01:25 PM
molehill

Must be "grim up north"!
21-10-2014, 02:20 PM
Derby Tup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wheeze

So. Challenge.
Can we hit 2 MILLION views and 30k replies by Christmas??

I *might* merge the FRA Relays thread onto here for a pint ;)
21-10-2014, 02:23 PM
Derby Tup

Currently at 28,460 and 1,985,875
22-10-2014, 07:44 AM
shaunaneto

So quiet I've booked a weekend away in Ingleton.

I assume I need factor 50 sun screen for such a southerly location?
22-10-2014, 08:48 AM
Alf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wheeze

So. Challenge.
Can we hit 2 MILLION views and 30k replies by Christmas??

Tough target Wheeze. I had to recover QAH from Page 6 yesterday :eek:
22-10-2014, 10:23 AM
Alf

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaunaneto

So quiet I've booked a weekend away in Ingleton.

I assume I need factor 50 sun screen for such a southerly location?

Are your Lycanthrope jabs up to date :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07FdVcspOfQ
22-10-2014, 11:38 AM
Derby Tup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=iDpYBT0XyvA
22-10-2014, 02:44 PM
emmilou

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaunaneto

So quiet I've booked a weekend away in Ingleton.

I assume I need factor 50 sun screen for such a southerly location?

if you DO go to Ingleton you can't possibly miss going to Flummety and Fluffin, WAY up these as the best cake shop EVER!!!

https://www.facebook.com/Frumentyandfluffin
22-10-2014, 04:19 PM
shaunaneto

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmilou

if you DO go to Ingleton you can't possibly miss going to Flummety and Fluffin, WAY up these as the best cake shop EVER!!!

https://www.facebook.com/Frumentyandfluffin

Sold on that, we'll be there 1/2 November. :D

Hmmmmm cake
22-10-2014, 04:20 PM
shaunaneto

Quote:

Are your Lycanthrope jabs up to date

Lycanthrope? Some sort of Lancastrianitis immunisation jab?
22-10-2014, 05:11 PM
Derby Tup

It's to protect you in case you start wearing Lycra ;)
22-10-2014, 08:59 PM
Wheeze

Those last 2 video clips are quite poignant. Rik Mayall, Brian Glover and Warren Zevon.....all sadly departed.
22-10-2014, 09:02 PM
Derby Tup

Some talent among the three Wheeze
22-10-2014, 09:03 PM
Derby Tup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=v3cayRMnVb8

For Graham. He loves Kes
22-10-2014, 09:45 PM
zimmer

All sadly gone. But good news, Wilko has had good news.Dennis Law's in the wash this week!!!!Was it Frannie Lee or Brian Glover who invented diving over here.Thanks DT forgot how brill that game was.
22-10-2014, 09:48 PM
Derby Tup

Great news!
22-10-2014, 10:40 PM
zimmer

Watched Roxette and other stuff tonight. Don't like techknologe, but might be a convert
22-10-2014, 11:40 PM
dominion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derby Tup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=v3cayRMnVb8

For Graham. He loves Kes

I was taught by a PE teacher who based his whole career on Brian Glover's character!
23-10-2014, 12:02 AM
Wheeze

Great Early Glover Stuff!
Here's the Mayall equivalent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaG6oiSdHpo
23-10-2014, 11:08 AM
Wheeze

Great news about Wilco. He'll be around for a bit longer yet. perhaps he should do some R&B albums with other old rockers. I'd love to hear him work with Terry Reid.
23-10-2014, 11:41 AM
Wheeze

But a moments quiet for Alvin Stardust....another part of my growing up years gone. We never believed you were nasty mate.

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