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Thread: Quiet Around Here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splatcher View Post
    Ours went at 4pm on Wednesday, & came back at 4:30 this afternoon (Friday). Just as well - nearly all the coal's gone.
    Eating nothing but coal for two days just shows the indomitable nature of the human spirit. Chapeau
    Poacher turned game-keeper

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    Page 5?? How did that happen??

    Not quiet round here... 6 of us in the office waiting to start an evenings work. Good job there's a good pub here for the quiet time between 6 and 8!

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    Nice and QAH

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    Wore a too small womens crop Top, dressed up as a helicopter pilot, stood on the control tower roof. And will be appearing on Google business view.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunaneto View Post
    Wore a too small womens crop Top, dressed up as a helicopter pilot, stood on the control tower roof. And will be appearing on Google business view.
    No change there then

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunaneto View Post
    Wore a too small womens crop Top, dressed up as a helicopter pilot, stood on the control tower roof....
    ...story of my life
    Poacher turned game-keeper

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    I just managed to survive a brush with the rules thread tonight and keep my sanity intact.

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger"

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    I received my first 'Tax Refund' email of the year today.

    "Tax Return Notification
    Dear taxpayer,
    I am sending this e-mail to announce you: After the last annual calculation of your fiscal activity we have determined the you are eligible to receive a tax refund of : 247.29 GBP

    In order for us to return the excess payment, you need to send a request to HM Revenue & Customs after which the fund will be credited to your specified bank account.

    Please click "Get Started" below to claime your refund:
    Get Started
    © Crown Copyright


    The "Crown copyright" was a nice touch but the grammar and spelling needs some more work

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBI
    Attention:

    You are to contact the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Washington, D.C to obtain your Clearance Certificate, find below their contact information's:

    Contact Person: Ivan Fong
    General Counsel U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
    Email: [email protected]
    Washington DC Mailing Address U.S. Department of Homeland Security Washington, D.C. 20528.

    Ensure you contact (DHS) with your Full Name, Address and phone number/cell number.
    Contact the DHS via Email with the information above immediately, once you contact them I will get back to you or else I will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning.

    Furthermore, be advised that according to the United State Law together with the Federal Bureau of Investigation rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the DHS. Also note that you are to take care of the cost of the Clearance Certificate, which will be issued in your name. Due to the content of the Clearance Certificate and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send the DHS the sum of $350 Dollars only for the issuing of the Clearance Certificate. That is the lay down rules for the DHS to release such sensitive document; DHS will issue you the authentic and original copy of the Clearance Certificate with a seal on it for verification and approval.

    You are hereby advised to Contact them through the email address above to make an inquiry concerning how you will send the official fee to them. Note that you are to observe this immediately, if you really want your funds to be credited to your personal bank account and to avoid any legal battle with the security operatives over this matter. We have already informed the DHS about the present situation go ahead and contact them immediately.
    Your funds are under our custody and will not be released to you unless the required document is confirmed, after that the fund will be release to you immediately without any delay.

    NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most completed and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism.

    WARNING: Failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed as terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. Nobody is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presume you are law abiding and would not want to have scuffles with the authority, in and outside of the United States.

    We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so don't dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed. The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. The funds in question were deposited by those people that contacted you.

    Note: You are to contact DHS with your full names, phone number/cell number and full address via the email which I stated above immediately, for the processing of your Clearance Certificate within the next 48 hours.

    Faithfully Yours
    Jim McNeef
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    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    You'll never take me alive!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
    You'll never take me alive!!
    Wow!

    "Ivan Fong" - this bloke watches too many Bond films and "scuffles" love it

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