Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed. They all seemed to be drifting around aimlessly on the off chance they might see a nice "top" they could buy. What the testicles is a "top". Why cant they were proper clothes? Im sure Mrs Master doesnt go round looking for "tops":rolleyes:

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

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I witnessed some of this society too last week in Maryport, they are without doubt a strange bunch and some of them need a good wash:eek:

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Originally Posted by The Master

I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed. They all seemed to be drifting around aimlessly on the off chance they might see a nice "top" they could buy. What the testicles is a "top". Why cant they were proper clothes? Im sure Mrs Master doesnt go round looking for "tops":rolleyes:

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

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I happen to know that you frequent M & S for posh food on occasions sir.
And are you calling me fat?

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Originally Posted by XRunner

Here is a recent picture of Merrylegs

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I don't know about Merrylegs but has anyone else noted the similarity with Amex.:eek:

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Originally Posted by The Master

I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed. They all seemed to be drifting around aimlessly on the off chance they might see a nice "top" they could buy. What the testicles is a "top". Why cant they were proper clothes? Im sure Mrs Master doesnt go round looking for "tops":rolleyes:

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

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Except perhaps as a snack for the fat knackers, peperami perhaps ??:D

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Well, for starters... look at that @rse,

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That photograph has disturbed me.....

Then I remembered....female baboons on heat display similar characteristics to Fellmonster running up hills:eek::D

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Originally Posted by The Master

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

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CHUBBY :eek:

I can't cope with chubby, I am fattist...:D

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

CHUBBY :eek:

I can't cope with chubby, I am fattist...:D

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No point buying you fudge and cake then?? ;)

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Originally Posted by XRunner

That photograph has disturbed me.....

Then I remembered....female baboons on heat display similar characteristics to Fellmonster running up hills:eek::D

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:eek: Steady on sir :eek:

The only time my ass is that colour is when I've been a very very bad boy indeed

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

:eek: Steady on sir :eek:

The only time my ass is that colour is when I've been a very very bad boy indeed

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And last night, inspired by the bedtime story telling :D:eek:

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Originally Posted by dominion

No point buying you fudge and cake then?? ;)

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I thought you BAKED those lemon drizzle cakes, not bought them? :cool:

Fudge was nice, ta! I don't do fat or get fat, or even chubby, so keep them coming :)

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

I thought you BAKED those lemon drizzle cakes, not bought them? :cool:

Fudge was nice, ta! I don't do fat or get fat, or even chubby, so keep them coming :)

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Well I bought the ingredients... The baking was all my own work!