Fell Ponies??

[stevefoster]

I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed. They all seemed to be drifting around aimlessly on the off chance they might see a nice "top" they could buy. What the testicles is a "top". Why cant they were proper clothes? Im sure Mrs Master doesnt go round looking for "tops"

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

I witnessed some of this society too last week in Maryport, they are without doubt a strange bunch and some of them need a good wash

[FellMonster]

I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed. They all seemed to be drifting around aimlessly on the off chance they might see a nice "top" they could buy. What the testicles is a "top". Why cant they were proper clothes? Im sure Mrs Master doesnt go round looking for "tops"

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

I happen to know that you frequent M & S for posh food on occasions sir.
And are you calling me fat?

[crumblydown]

Here is a recent picture of Merrylegs

I don't know about Merrylegs but has anyone else noted the similarity with Amex.

I have no use for society, i met some of them in Marks & Spencer last week and was unimpressed. They all seemed to be drifting around aimlessly on the off chance they might see a nice "top" they could buy. What the testicles is a "top". Why cant they were proper clothes? Im sure Mrs Master doesnt go round looking for "tops"

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

Except perhaps as a snack for the fat knackers, peperami perhaps ??

[XRunner]

Well, for starters... look at that @rse,

That photograph has disturbed me.....

Then I remembered....female baboons on heat display similar characteristics to Fellmonster running up hills

[Hanneke]

And they were mostly chubby as well, no place for me in a world like that

CHUBBY

I can't cope with chubby, I am fattist...

[dominion]

CHUBBY

I can't cope with chubby, I am fattist...

No point buying you fudge and cake then??

[FellMonster]

That photograph has disturbed me.....

Then I remembered....female baboons on heat display similar characteristics to Fellmonster running up hills

Steady on sir

The only time my ass is that colour is when I've been a very very bad boy indeed

[Hanneke]

Steady on sir

The only time my ass is that colour is when I've been a very very bad boy indeed

And last night, inspired by the bedtime story telling

[Hanneke]

No point buying you fudge and cake then??

I thought you BAKED those lemon drizzle cakes, not bought them?

Fudge was nice, ta! I don't do fat or get fat, or even chubby, so keep them coming

[dominion]

I thought you BAKED those lemon drizzle cakes, not bought them?

Fudge was nice, ta! I don't do fat or get fat, or even chubby, so keep them coming

Well I bought the ingredients... The baking was all my own work!