Today's poet

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Originally Posted by Old Whippet

Genius!

Tough love - iron fist
in a velvet glove - ensures
gout prophelaxis

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Most excellent haiku - I guess I deserved that one :rolleyes: :D I had to google for the meaning -this thread is great for my vocabulary!

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Originally Posted by Herakles

Poet Love Mistress.

Freckle casts her spell,
Master of the poets,
She's put something in the water,
To make us feel lush,
It would seem to be,
Love potion number 7,
To make happy fellrunners,
Skip around the waltz,
I know your plan,
More love,less pain,
Oh what is thy bidding,
Mistress of Poets.

By Herakles.

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How lovely Herakles....Mmmm what is my bidding? I must ponder.....oh i know....a snecklifter for every miles completed of the anni waltz, thank gawd i won't be driving back!!!! thanks Herakles, nothing would make me more chuffed than to see ALL fell poets there :) x

PS why number 7? i am intrigued.......

My favourite number but since the poem is intended for your pleasure it can mean whatever you would like it too. I wouldn't go for 7 fells in the one race as that might just be too much. Oh and OW what have condoms got to do with anything. Ho Ho.

Hurrah for the Highlander!
My bag is packed and ready to go. Early flight tomorrow :eek:

Gairloch Highlander
renders pensive fell runner
excited sleepless

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Originally Posted by Herakles

My favourite number but since the poem is intended for your pleasure it can mean whatever you would like it too. I wouldn't go for 7 fells in the one race as that might just be too much. Oh and OW what have condoms got to do with anything. Ho Ho.

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All of this is reminding me of the "biscuit porn poetry phase"on this thread.....remember that one?....very funny.....

Off for a malted milk...ooooer madam.......

night all

x

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Originally Posted by Stef F

Hurrah for the Highlander!
My bag is packed and ready to go. Early flight tomorrow :eek:

Gairloch Highlander
renders pensive fell runner
excited sleepless

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have a fab time stef and looking forward to the poetic results! x

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Originally Posted by freckle

have a fab time stef and looking forward to the poetic results! x

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Thanks :) Sleep well.

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Originally Posted by Herakles

My favourite number but since the poem is intended for your pleasure it can mean whatever you would like it too. I wouldn't go for 7 fells in the one race as that might just be too much. Oh and OW what have condoms got to do with anything. Ho Ho.

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I'm really slow....and eventually realised. Prophelaxis. Dont even know if that's how to spell it!

Love.

Love in a heartbeat,
Permeates your very soul,
Infinite and intimate.

By Herakles.

Two weeks tomorrow and I spy five FPS runners entered for the Anniversary Waltz. It's getting exciting now. One more week of training then a quiet week beforehand me thinks. Good luck everyone.