Today's poet

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Another twisty turn of direction today. Love it. I've just wasted a whole run thinking up non-limerick verse! :D

Sometimes I think
I only run so that I
can shovel down
heart attack inducing
quantities
of chocolate digestives
with no regrets

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awwwwww hhh this is superb and will now become my mantra!...obviously i will add snecklifter!

There once was a Harry from Kendal
Read the works of that Darwin and Mendel
He thought evolution
A neater solution
Than Creationist texts which are mental

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

There once was a Harry from Kendal
Read the works of that Darwin and Mendel
He thought evolution
A neater solution
Than Creationist texts which are mental

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pure and utter CLASS!!!!!!!! you are on a roll tonight!

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Originally Posted by freckle

awwwwww hhh this is superb and will now become my mantra!...obviously i will add snecklifter!

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There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry

shit - pressed the wrong button - it isn't finished yet

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry

shit - pressed the wrong button - it isn't finished yet

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Eeeeeeeeee...you little tinker!....you owe me a pint for that one mate!.....loved it! thank you :) :D :)

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry

shit - pressed the wrong button - it isn't finished yet

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Bloody hell - I'm under pressure now! Can't find a decent last line :D:eek:

There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry
"There's a pub down the road that's first class!"

Phew!

There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry
"I find that newcastle broon ale is too crass!"


BOOM BOOM!!!!!!! (again) :D

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Originally Posted by freckle

There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry
"I find that newcastle broon ale is too crass!"


BOOM BOOM!!!!!!! (again) :D

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Soooooo much better than my effort! :D

There once was a guy Merrylegs
Who lived on just pasties from Greggs
When out daily running
All knew he was coming
Due to the whiff of bad eggs

Nothing personal - I just have to go with what rhymes! :D