awwwwww hhh this is superb and will now become my mantra!...obviously i will add snecklifter!Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
Another twisty turn of direction today. Love it. I've just wasted a whole run thinking up non-limerick verse!
Sometimes I think
I only run so that I
can shovel down
heart attack inducing
quantities
of chocolate digestives
with no regrets
There once was a Harry from Kendal
Read the works of that Darwin and Mendel
He thought evolution
A neater solution
Than Creationist texts which are mental
pure and utter CLASS!!!!!!!! you are on a roll tonight!
There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry
shit - pressed the wrong button - it isn't finished yet
Eeeeeeeeee...you little tinker!....you owe me a pint for that one mate!.....loved it! thank you
Bloody hell - I'm under pressure now! Can't find a decent last line
There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry
"There's a pub down the road that's first class!"
Phew!
There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry
"I find that newcastle broon ale is too crass!"
BOOM BOOM!!!!!!! (again)
Soooooo much better than my effort!There was a sneckliftering lass
Who ran all the time with a glass
When someone asked why
She gave out a cry
"I find that newcastle broon ale is too crass!"
BOOM BOOM!!!!!!! (again)
There once was a guy Merrylegs
Who lived on just pasties from Greggs
When out daily running
All knew he was coming
Due to the whiff of bad eggs
Nothing personal - I just have to go with what rhymes!
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