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I'm running Bleasdale tomorrow and my wife Rita tells me that as I want to run a fast time in the race, nookie is out of the question tonight. :(
What do you think about that? Have you found that a spot of coitus before or during a race has stopped you running in a good time?
Thats interesting...
Most wives will tell you that you should avoid full coitus for anything up to 6 weeks before a race.
I often think about sex during a race but am not sure whether this affects performance as id need to be able to stop thinking about it in order to test the theory.
I can't remember:o
My wife often has intercourse with me during a race - in fact she personally packs my mobile phone in my bumbag so she can chew my ear off during races as well (Boom Boom)
From what my last girlfriend told me, my time wouldn't be much affected if I engaged in it during a race:o
Fell running is better than sex because:
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- Fell running lasts for more than ten minutes.
- You can meet new people and develop relationships during fell running.
- You can carry out a fell running reccie.
- You can do fell runs on your own.
- It's easier to explain your injuries.
- You can stop to eat during fell runs.
- Fells don't get jealous of other fells.
- You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you lost your fell running virginity.
- You actually want to remember when, where, and with whom.
- You can talk about your personal best performances.
- The only interesting disease to contract during fell running is insanity.
- It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train a lot on your own.
- If you need to pee, shit or vomit you can just go off to the side.
- It confuses the hell out of jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous of and why it is so much fun.
- Nobody tells bad fell running jokes.
- You don't have to hide your copies of the FRM.
- You can plan for fell runs months in advance.
- You can enter fell races in advance.
- You can expect to get to at least one good fell race each week.
- You are allowed to use a head torch if it is dark.
- There is plenty of good craic and beer after a fell race.
- Waterproof clothes in rubber are essential for some events.
- It's good even if your partner goes too fast for you.
- You can chase sheep all day and not be considered abnormal (unless you are also Welsh).
*With thanks to this website
I'm hoping to have a bit before a race. The one I've got in mind is Borrowdale
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Nice one XRunner. Please note, this thread is NOT to be confused with Bonking during a fell race which is SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY!
Ahh, I remember the good old days, when you could freely talk about bonking without your meaning being misconstrued....:o
I am usually sh@gged after a race, and in fact before a race and mostly during:eek: It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on:D
I remember reading about Mario Cipollini doing a double just before a crit which he won - can't do that much harm!!
Should the Three Peaks event be considered as an intercourse as it is neither a Category A nor a Category B event?:D
I'd rather have a cooked breakfast :)
as i understand it in recent months DJ Stan has carried a full experiment out in this field.. or was that on the field? near a field? or somewhere like it? :confused:
Obviously, for any true athlete, there is definitely no intercourse before a race and no visit from madam palm and her five beautiful daughters. These would lower testosterone levels and reduce agression. Instead the true athlete consumes a hearty breakfast of bulls' testicles. Everyone knows that.
Women weaken legs, and bank balances, sorry dear but its true:D
JF, I think you must have had a bit! You weren't particularly fast when you came up Paddy's Pole where I was marshalling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Foreigner
Yiannis
We need to start our own club Danbert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danbert
The "No nookie and breakfast club".
What about a "couple of pints afterwards club"
Bangers and mash with peas for you then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danbert
One of the lads at the club said he had sex before a race and he came second.
His wife was very pleased.;)
Did his wife win the race as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Swoop
ydt; so long as paddy's pole doesn't come up you!
'am off forra run up 'ellifield Moor now before t'missus gets frisky...mebee later when she's done 'er race up Fell End Clouds (Bell End Clouds for them wi' 'igh testosterone levels!).
Anyone fancy it?...a run up t'moor?...too late chaps/chappesses...I've donned mi owd (20 years) goretex sox n 'am off.................
It is an excellent warm up. :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Foreigner
Regards,
Max. :cool:
Wish I had the opportunity to put it to the test:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Foreigner
I'm sure I heard somewhere that sex before a race is good for female athletes.
Any ladies need help with their performances??....
Well, this year it is an international event. Thus, it could be considered an intercourse.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by XRunner
sex the night before a race :eek:
a respectable pennine fellrunner with my reputation, it just isnt allowed, no way
Remember way back in 1988, went out round Halifax one Saturday night with then girlfriend, back to her's for a horlicks (ok intercourse) home and in bed for 3am, then ran the Leeds Marathon on Sunday. It was my first and only Marathon, my tapering technique was a disaster:eek:
Not too far off now. Any joy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
A Derby Tup in Borrowdale,daint know what yon Erdwick Tups al think aboot yer mooching aboot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
I've not entered yet :closed:Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Foreigner
Err, Borrowdale, that is :o
Give it a try. It's well worth it as it will take you a lot longer to finish than you anticipated! (well it did for me!)Several ladies actually finished before I did??Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
It's a bit of a tight squeeze to start with, what with all those people hanging about. However things soon get alot smoother and you can get into your stride and even begin to enjoy the view.
I recall the last time I did it there was a flattish and damp bit along the tops before it gets much more undulating. Then, when you've got a bit of a sweat on, there's quite a hill to climb (called something End or other). Finally, there's an exhilirating rush down to the finish and a bit of a splash to put a smile on your face. I usually have a pint or two before falling asleep.