the female brain v male brain

is a wonderfull phenomenon yeah

ive come to the conclusion
a females brain is designed for nagging and multitracking:rolleyes:

my wife can juggle four balls in the air whilst running a computer program and talk to her mate on the phone and drink coffee, this alas us guys cannot do.

take nagging
when in full flow most women can
A/ single nag
Daz how about taking out the rubbish, a pause, DAZ you said youd take out the rubbish, FIVE seconds later, what about the rubbish

B/ beneficial nagging
Daz have you had some water before your run, after your run , you shouldnt be eating that pizza its bad for your cholestral

C/ third party nagging
Daz , helen says that her husband has already cleaned the barbecue and they are having friends over tomorrow nite, at this rate summer will be over before you sort ours out

D/ the advance nagging
Daz well i hope your going to drink sensibly tonight, we dont want a repeat of last yr
most lady forumites will laugh but its true im sure of it

as i say our brains are not designed for this
we can only concentrate on one thing , sorry ladies but its hard.

the problem is when you start multitracking and nagging at the SAME TIME :confused:
we simply shut off.
come on guys am i correct or not
and also when you shut off i find thats when the nagging volume level rises:)

oh and i also find there is a certain STRIKE TIME AS WELL:o

nagging often rears up just as ive come in from a run and eaten my dinner and sat in front of the fire :)

all this as become more since ive been in the masters

ooooh JJ can nag:rolleyes:

I never nag.

That's why the place is always such a pig sty. Filthy bloody Walshes!

Same applies to the Bacup residence. I get shouted at if I nag.

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Originally Posted by daz h

oh and i also find there is a certain STRIKE TIME AS WELL:o

nagging often rears up just as ive come in from a run and eaten my dinner and sat in front of the fire :)

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christ, they all must train at the same place!

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

I never nag.

That's why the place is always such a pig sty. Filthy bloody Walshes!

Same applies to the Bacup residence. I get shouted at if I nag.

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wot you saying the man of the house should clean his walshs, eck your a hard taskmaster JJ

erm.. sorry to dissapont Daz but i ain't got nagged at in a long time after all if you are prepared to do the cleaning and the DIY you can't really go wrong..

you need to learn to multi-time-task..

e.g. clean the BBQ after a run, you will still be sweaty so the grime will drip off! :p

1 must dash i need to be a bit flash:eek:

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Originally Posted by Penguin

erm.. sorry to dissapont Daz but i ain't got nagged at in a long time after all if you are prepared to do the cleaning and the DIY you can't really go wrong..

you need to learn to multi-time-task..

e.g. clean the BBQ after a run, you will still be sweaty so the grime will drip off! :p

1 must dash i need to be a bit flash:eek:

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flash, eck ive gone dizzy
JJ was tellin me to try it in the masters so i buggered off out for a run

I think I only nag if I'm unhappy with my situation. If i'm happy and content I'm cool and relaxed and dont nag.... I think!

can any lady forumite honestly say they dont nag

I have met men who nag you know!

I had this boyfriend for a while who used to tell me off if i didnt put the chair back under his kitchen table after I got up from my breakfast!

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Originally Posted by Daleside

I have met men who nag you know!

I had this boyfriend for a while who used to tell me off if i didnt put the chair back under his kitchen table after I got up from my breakfast!

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wow id never ever nag AJ
i dont know how

Huh listen to all you lot complaining.

Wish I had lady to nag me (Bosses & Mothers do not count however). I feel like I'm missing out!!... :-(

The male response to nagging is often to ignore their female partner.

How many male forumites think that their needs are more important than their partners?

Women Nag......of course they don't, they just know better and tell us what to do to make our and their lives easier!
Don't you ladies!:D

If I had followed my ex's advice my life would be much better!

if I'd given up the running like she wanted I wouldn't have this sore shin!

If I'd given up the cycling like she wanted I wouldn't have spent 2 grand on a bike and been better off!

2G I could have paid someone to fix my car rather than spending 3 days doing it myself!

You can see where this is going

She was right, I was wrong!
:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Calf

Women Nag......of course they don't, they just know better and tell us what to do to make our and their lives easier!
Don't you ladies!:D


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EXACTLY!:D

I don't see it as nagging as more friendly 'advice' the trick is to take the advice!

But then I'm easily bought and figure the less I advise the more likely I am to get that new pair of trainers!!:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

EXACTLY!:D

I don't see it as nagging as more friendly 'advice' the trick is to take the advice!

But then I'm easily bought and figure the less I advise the more likely I am to get that new pair of trainers!!:rolleyes:

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did we ever find out how many pairs you have

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Originally Posted by daz h

did we ever find out how many pairs you have

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er..........no:o !

:) I am good at nagging, but I have no one to nag at the moment.

Right... er...who can I nag first? Daz you started this, you obviously like being nagged :D

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Originally Posted by emmilou

er..........no:o !

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well come on then - TELL US

Johh Prine wrote a nice song called The Other Side of Town about a wife's nagging. Here's a couple of verses:

My body's in this room with you just catching hell
While my soul is drinking beer down the road a spell
You might think I'm listening to your grocery list
But I'm leaning on the jukebox and I'm about half ... way there

A clown puts his makeup on upside down
So he wears a smile even when he wears a frown
You might think I'm here when you put me down
But actually I'm on the other side of town.

I'm sittin' on a chair just behind my ear
Playing dominoes and drinking some ice cold beer
When you get done talking I'll come back downstairs
And assume the body of the person you presume who cares

I like this Jake Thackray song too.

nice one david
you obviously can relate to my nagging problem

emmilou ,my wife AJ informed me yesterday that she currently has 30 pairs of shoes:eek: in the closset.:confused:

anyway tonight im not going for a run im putting some tiles down in the bathroom and sealing the bath:mad:

come on emmi how many shoes
the suspense is killin me

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Originally Posted by daz h

nice one david
you obviously can relate to my nagging problem

emmilou ,my wife AJ informed me yesterday that she currently has 30 pairs of shoes:eek: in the closset.:confused:

anyway tonight im not going for a run im putting some tiles down in the bathroom and sealing the bath:mad:

come on emmi how many shoes
the suspense is killin me

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Are we talking running shoes only? day shoes, night shoes, casual shoes, summer shoes, flat shoes, high shoes, boots:-walking, short, long?
OR
ALL TOGETHER:o

all together :)

then listed by category :D

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

all together :)

then listed by category :D

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There are just not enough hours in the day for that!!!:D

all together then :)

OK - if you REALLY want to know?!


7 pairs of running shoes
1 pair of walking shoes
1 pair of walking boots
2 pairs of wellies
1 pair of riding boots
4 pairs of pumps
2 pairs of short boots
7 pairs of knee high boots
2 pairs of wedges
3 pairs of fancy strappy shoes (high heels)
3 pairs of flattish (kitten heel) black shoes
1 pair blue shoes (NOT suede!!)
3 pairs of flip flops
2 pairs of mules
pair of tan shoes (heels)
pair of pink shoes (flat)

1 pair wedding shoes (worn once!!)

oh and 1 really cool pair of roller boots!!

that's without looking in the wardrobe - so I'm more than certain there will be boxes I've not visualised as I type!!:o

* must dash, sure there is a shoe sale on somewhere!!*

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Originally Posted by AllanT

Huh listen to all you lot complaining.

Wish I had lady to nag me (Bosses & Mothers do not count however). I feel like I'm missing out!!... :-(

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

:) I am good at nagging, but I have no one to nag at the moment.

Right... er...who can I nag first? Daz you started this, you obviously like being nagged :D

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It sounds like a mach made in heaven:p

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Originally Posted by emmilou

OK - if you REALLY want to know?!


7 pairs of running shoes
1 pair of walking shoes
1 pair of walking boots
2 pairs of wellies
1 pair of riding boots
4 pairs of pumps
2 pairs of short boots
7 pairs of knee high boots
2 pairs of wedges
3 pairs of fancy strappy shoes (high heels)
3 pairs of flattish (kitten heel) black shoes
1 pair blue shoes (NOT suede!!)
3 pairs of flip flops
2 pairs of mules
pair of tan shoes (heels)
pair of pink shoes (flat)

1 pair wedding shoes (worn once!!)

oh and 1 really cool pair of roller boots!!

that's without looking in the wardrobe - so I'm more than certain there will be boxes I've not visualised as I type!!:o

* must dash, sure there is a shoe sale on somewhere!!*

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god more boots than AJ :eek:
emmilou im so shocked
i bet like AJ you dont wear at least 10 prs of those shoes ever again:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by daz h

god more boots than AJ :eek:
emmilou im so shocked
i bet like AJ you dont wear at least 10 prs of those shoes ever again:rolleyes:

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You never know Daz - worth keeping them just in case;)

er daz think i could be classed somewhere near as bad!! :eek:

1 pair walking boots
1 pair fishing boots
1 pair fishing slippers( comfort in old age)
3 pairs walking shoes
2 pairs of walking work shoes( hardly worn)
2 pairs of road running shoes
1 pair racing shoes
4 pairs of fell shoes
1 pair mizuno wave harriers
3 pairs of going out shoes
1 pair to go with a suit! ( don't ask)
1 pair of wellies
1 pair of cross country spikes
1 pair of track spikes

due another pair of road shoes! when i pop in to up& running in hyde :)

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Originally Posted by Penguin

er daz think i could be classed somewhere near as bad!! :eek:

1 pair walking boots
1 pair fishing boots
1 pair fishing slippers( comfort in old age)
3 pairs walking shoes
2 pairs of walking work shoes( hardly worn)
2 pairs of road running shoes
1 pair racing shoes
4 pairs of fell shoes
1 pair mizuno wave harriers
3 pairs of going out shoes
1 pair to go with a suit! ( don't ask)
1 pair of wellies
1 pair of cross country spikes
1 pair of track spikes
due another pair of road shoes! when i pop in to up& running in hyde :)

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Pah, that's nothing..

1 pair walking boots
1 pair British Army Combat High
1 Pair fabric magnum boots
1 pair leather magnum boots
1 pair steel toe capped work boots
1 pair steel toecapped wellies (these & above work boots are at the Laxey mines though)
1 pair gentlemans brogues
6 pairs road shoes (various states of repair)
6 pairs offroad trail shoes
2 pairs of fellshoes (walsh & innov8)
1 pair xc spikes
2 pairs mtn bike shoes
2 pairs road bike shoes
2 Pairs of Climbing shoes
1 pair of pumps (don't wear them now got them for climbing in)

Thinking about getting another pair of road bike shoes at some point!!
then there's the ones that I've shoved up in the attic!!

Used to have a pair of rollerskates but I outgrew them. hmm perhaps I should get some roller blades??

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Originally Posted by emmilou

.......1 pair wedding shoes (worn once!!)......
You never know Daz - worth keeping them just in case;)

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:) .....

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Originally Posted by emmilou

You never know Daz - worth keeping them just in case;)

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are you not married emmi ?????

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Originally Posted by Swoop

:) .....

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Just you wait Swoop - No flap jack for you young man!!! This is 'tabloid' misquoting at it's best!!

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Originally Posted by daz h

are you not married emmi ?????

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Daz - I am indeed married hence only worn them once and don't intend to wear them again unless my lovely husband and I fancy an excuse for another big pi55 up and get married all over again.......................mind you surely that would call for a NEW pair of shoes:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

Just you wait Swoop - No flap jack for you young man!!! This is 'tabloid' misquoting at it's best!!




Daz - I am indeed married hence only worn them once and don't intend to wear them again unless my lovely husband and I fancy an excuse for another big pi55 up and get married all over again.......................mind you surely that would call for a NEW pair of shoes:rolleyes:

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yes it would indeed
i presume you kept the dress as well like AJ when we got married in 93
cant remember what happened to the garter mind :eek:

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Originally Posted by daz h

yes it would indeed
when we got married in 93

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:eek: I was 12 then!

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

:eek: I was 12 then!

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your makin me feel old:)
more hard work later
Amanda has told me a trip to monsoon in notts is due:(

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

:eek: I was 12 then!

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13...(or maybe 14 depending on what time of the year it was) :-P

Perhaps Daz gets AJ to hang onto her wedding stuff so she can dress up & remind him of the wedding night?... :-0