the female brain v male brain

[daz h]

is a wonderfull phenomenon yeah

ive come to the conclusion
a females brain is designed for nagging and multitracking

my wife can juggle four balls in the air whilst running a computer program and talk to her mate on the phone and drink coffee, this alas us guys cannot do.

take nagging
when in full flow most women can
A/ single nag
Daz how about taking out the rubbish, a pause, DAZ you said youd take out the rubbish, FIVE seconds later, what about the rubbish

B/ beneficial nagging
Daz have you had some water before your run, after your run , you shouldnt be eating that pizza its bad for your cholestral

C/ third party nagging
Daz , helen says that her husband has already cleaned the barbecue and they are having friends over tomorrow nite, at this rate summer will be over before you sort ours out

D/ the advance nagging
Daz well i hope your going to drink sensibly tonight, we dont want a repeat of last yr
most lady forumites will laugh but its true im sure of it

as i say our brains are not designed for this
we can only concentrate on one thing , sorry ladies but its hard.

the problem is when you start multitracking and nagging at the SAME TIME
we simply shut off.
come on guys am i correct or not
and also when you shut off i find thats when the nagging volume level rises

[daz h]

oh and i also find there is a certain STRIKE TIME AS WELL

nagging often rears up just as ive come in from a run and eaten my dinner and sat in front of the fire

[daz h]

all this as become more since ive been in the masters

ooooh JJ can nag

[Joliver Jim]

I never nag.

That's why the place is always such a pig sty. Filthy bloody Walshes!

Same applies to the Bacup residence. I get shouted at if I nag.

[haworth hobbler]

oh and i also find there is a certain STRIKE TIME AS WELL

nagging often rears up just as ive come in from a run and eaten my dinner and sat in front of the fire

christ, they all must train at the same place!

[daz h]

I never nag.

That's why the place is always such a pig sty. Filthy bloody Walshes!

Same applies to the Bacup residence. I get shouted at if I nag.

wot you saying the man of the house should clean his walshs, eck your a hard taskmaster JJ

[Penguin]

erm.. sorry to dissapont Daz but i ain't got nagged at in a long time after all if you are prepared to do the cleaning and the DIY you can't really go wrong..

you need to learn to multi-time-task..

e.g. clean the BBQ after a run, you will still be sweaty so the grime will drip off!

1 must dash i need to be a bit flash

[daz h]

erm.. sorry to dissapont Daz but i ain't got nagged at in a long time after all if you are prepared to do the cleaning and the DIY you can't really go wrong..

you need to learn to multi-time-task..

e.g. clean the BBQ after a run, you will still be sweaty so the grime will drip off!

1 must dash i need to be a bit flash

flash, eck ive gone dizzy
JJ was tellin me to try it in the masters so i buggered off out for a run

[Daleside]

I think I only nag if I'm unhappy with my situation. If i'm happy and content I'm cool and relaxed and dont nag.... I think!

[daz h]

can any lady forumite honestly say they dont nag