Haven't we been here before?
Haven't we been here before?
YesOriginally Posted by Grouse
Haven't we been here before?
but just trying to bring a smile
Blind Inspector...
A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expects to do this job since he is blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell.
The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him.
The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?"
The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir."
"Correct," says the manager, "now try this one."
"That's a bad piece of willow," says the blind man.
"Correct," answers the manager. With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He gets his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face.
"I'm confused," says the blind man, "Can you turn it around?"
The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face.
The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the bathroom door off a tuna boat!"
Going to try again....
Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month?
Trying to plod up hills every day slightly faster than the day before
World's Shortest Fairy Tale ...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
According to the BBC- BA have asked staff to work for free or take unpaid leave for between 1 and 4 weeks....
The chief executive Willie Walsh has, however, led the way by already agreeing to work unpaid in July, forgoing his month's salary of £61,000.
Maybe he should be a premiership footballer with a wage like that
Susan Boyle is helping the fight against terrorism....now the muslims know what a virgin looks like theyr'e not so keen to become suicide bombers!!
An ice-cream man was found dead yesterday, covered in hundreds and thousands. Police say he topped himself.
Trying to plod up hills every day slightly faster than the day before
In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes. She is the land lady of the local pub called the Cockwell Inn. For some unknown reason, she gets embarrased whenever she receives her post:
Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet, Herts
In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes. She is the land lady of the local pub called the Cockwell Inn. For some unknown reason, she gets embarrased whenever she receives her post:
Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet, Herts
Brilliant!In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes. She is the land lady of the local pub called the Cockwell Inn. For some unknown reason, she gets embarrased whenever she receives her post:
Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet, Herts
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