Senior Member's Saloon

[Antisocial]

Yeah, what IS the world coming to?

I see you live in the Black Mountains, why aren't you caving instead of hanging about with fell runners, you have some fantastic caves down there

Dan Yr Ogof - amazing cave once you get past the tourist bit. The green canal great for shrinking the nadgers. (if you have some)

[southernsoftie]

That's me sorted then, I need to make up for missing last night.

What's the guest ale today?

I'll be unveiling another Saloon special later, brewed by the fell fiends under the stairs.

[southernsoftie]

No one invited me!

Open invite to all Senior Members. Come on in.

[southernsoftie]

Open invite to all Senior Members. Come on in.

I was going to partake but on reading bits of the thread this is far too chummy and fell Pony like for me. So as in real life as the beers good I shall be sat on my own in the corner reading and feeding my dogs pork scratchings, refusing to make eye contact with anyone and getting upset if the bar staff don't serve me my beer in a pint handled jug.

<throws pork scratchings at Antisocial to make him feel more at home>
<puts Cheers theme tune on the jukebox>

"Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name..."

Anti: bring in your favourite tankard from home and we'll stick it behind the bar.

[southernsoftie]

Is it ok if I pop my head round the door? I was just going to check whether anyone wanted to buy raffle tickets in aid of the hellfire orgy tonight? First prize is a hand embroidered late victorian gimp mask , and the runner up gets a roasting.

Not for me AllanT, my late Victorian gimp mask is fine.

<makes mental note to put up sign outside saying 'No hawkers, peddlars, or circulars'>

[southernsoftie]

They did actually. In episode 3, series 4 you will recollect they excavated a BDSM dungeon originally established by Henry the 8th. One of the artifacts they found was an Elizabethan gimp mask probably belonging to a nobleman.

I remember that: it had a looser cut along the bottom so as not to ruin the leather ruff that was fashionable at the time!

[Antisocial]

<throws pork scratchings at Antisocial to make him feel more at home>
<puts Cheers theme tune on the jukebox>

"Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name..."

Anti: bring in your favourite tankard from home and we'll stick it behind the bar.

Are we in this virtual bar now?
If so Bog off and don't talk to me

[AllanT]

Who's that bloke who's just walked into the lounge? He's not from round ere..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oMLCrzy9TEs

[Antisocial]

Who's that bloke who's just walked into the lounge? He's not from round ere..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oMLCrzy9TEs

Let him in, he's from lancashire, he's the saloons sponsored charity

[Hanneke]

I see you live in the Black Mountains, why aren't you caving instead of hanging about with fell runners, you have some fantastic caves down there

Dan Yr Ogof - amazing cave once you get past the tourist bit. The green canal great for shrinking the nadgers. (if you have some)

Nadgers? Assuming my knowledge of the foreign language that is English is right, no I don't have them... got great t*ts though...

...and I don't do caving, I prefer to be in the light, outside, high up on a hill or mountain, where I belong...