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Thread: 8th annual XOTF

  1. 16-11-2009, 11:43 AM #1571
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess View Post
    Me too!
    Well i will make a stand for all fat people then!!
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  2. 16-11-2009, 01:54 PM #1572
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by southernsoftie View Post
    it'll Be Like Something Out Of A War Epic: One Of Them Will Stop, Hearing A Slight Noise; The Others Will Hear Nothing. After A Pause, They'll Hear A Low Rumble, Then They'll See A Stone Move, And See Ripples Appear On Their Mug Of Thermossed Tea. The Vibrations Will Increase: Small Rockfalls Will Start, Sheep Will Begin To Scatter And They'll Dive For Cover, Sending Their Mint Cake Flying And Knocking Over Their Flasks, Creating Ominous Rivers Of Tea. The Crescendo Of Noise And Violence Continues Until One Brave Soul Peers Out From Behind Their Hiding Place In Time To Witness The Marauding Hordes Appear Over The Ridge, Attired In Their Frightening Battledress: Shorts, Vests, Muddy Legs And Inov8s (and The Odd Tutu), Before Letting Loose Their Chilling Batrle Cry: Snecklifter!

    Lummy! Scared Myself There!:d
    :d :d Very good !!!
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  3. 16-11-2009, 02:04 PM #1573
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Amex View Post
    Well i will make a stand for all fat people
    Like a sort of display thing?

    It will have to be quite strong.
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  4. 16-11-2009, 02:11 PM #1574
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Mud View Post
    Like a sort of display thing?

    It will have to be quite strong.
    Yes and at the top we will have the Master dressed in his best Sunday dress! the one he got from Monsoon
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  5. 16-11-2009, 02:13 PM #1575
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Amex View Post
    Yes and at the top we will have the Master dressed in his best Sunday dress! the one he got from Monsoon
    Has the Master put on weight
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  6. 16-11-2009, 02:19 PM #1576
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Cheers NB
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    Like a sort of display thing?

    It will have to be quite strong.
    Very funny!
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  7. 16-11-2009, 02:19 PM #1577
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Nee Bother View Post
    Has the Master put on weight
    Ken i do believe he now weighs a massive 2 stone 6 lbs (fat ba$tard that he is)
    You got to love him though
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  8. 16-11-2009, 02:28 PM #1578
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    I hope I'm not going to be cast into the shadows of our gathering because I don't like Snecklifter
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  9. 16-11-2009, 02:29 PM #1579
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Amex View Post
    Ken i do believe he now weighs a massive 2 stone 6 lbs (fat ba$tard that he is)
    You got to love him though
    what size Pony vest is he now.....must be about....age 18 - 24 month
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    Re: Xmas on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Oven Gloves View Post
    I hope I'm not going to be cast into the shadows of our gathering because I don't like Snecklifter
    Shouldn't be a problem OG as you get everyone else a pint you'll be ok
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