If in the supermarket the fell runner will have healthy foodstuff but will reveal themselves by having bottles of real ale from smaller breweries.
If in the supermarket the fell runner will have healthy foodstuff but will reveal themselves by having bottles of real ale from smaller breweries.
Peaty toe nails.
Uses a compass to find his way to the checkouts?
Uses his dibber at the checkout, mistaking it for a checkpoint, instead of his card.
Leaves a muddy trail on the floor and frightens old ladies with bleeding hairy legs...and that's just the ladies!!!
A fellrunner is the one that thinks it's completely normal to go shopping in studded shoes covered head to foot in mud and sheep cack, and pays with a ratty note stuffed in the recesses of his/her bumbag.
Stoops to sup from a puddle in the car park.
Turns up in a hotel in the middle of nowhere, freezing cold and soaking wet....later to be found exchanging tales sipping tea with sox off toasting toes in front of a log fire!!!
Runs up and down the stairs at work.
Pees in full view of the public.
Their cars are full of safety pins and the mats/carpets look like they have had an agricultural show held on them.
Work colleagues ain't got a clue what he's on about when they ask him what he's been up to at the weekend and think he's quite mad...................unless he's lucky enough to work with other fellrunners.
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