I like the wet socks idea. Didn't think about the SSS as mud removal, but after Cragg Vale it definately stopped the midges, and the mud did slip off easier. Think I might have suffered a Lancs bite though!
clean everything in the Kitchen. They'll soon be begging you to use the bathroom.
and as for those using a towel to preserve their modesty - I was of the thinking that fell runners didn't mind their modesty being exposed when at a car boot. Or even on the hill!