Originally Posted by Graham Breeze
Nay, similar to safety rules by fra. Open to interpretation.
Thanks for coming.
Nay, similar to safety rules by fra. Open to interpretation.
Thanks for coming.
Just nipping in to use the bog. You should pop into the Sockpuppet Lounge for a pint some time, we've got better beer.
I'm over 60 and still awake, this valley rocks!
[Creak] Hello...is anyone here?
Saturn's rings! Look at the state of the place! Cobwebs everywhere, dust on the bar, all the light bulbs have been nicked by the FRA committee again for their billiards room, and there's a dead Starling in Wheeze's spittoon. Let's pull together here folks; i've rung Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners, but they're too busy rescuing country houses and Kim 'n' Aggie are just putting the phone down on me, so we'll have to do the job ourselves. Fetch me my rubber gloves.
Blimey, you're right. I can't believe Molehill would have left it in this state when he was in last October. He's a decent chap. I reckon we've had intruders.
Nowt wrong with Billiards....
Bloody Hell, I thought everyone died last year!
I need a stiff drink but I draw the line at a stiff starling!
I have information that the FRA committee have their blazers dry-cleaned quarterly, i'm sure they can afford their own light bulbs. Nevertheless i've nicked some from work to keep the ale kitty full, the boilerhouse is in darkness now, but you won't see it from here.
I say we order a barrel of Loweswater Gold, let's kick it XOTF style.
How about re-opening this 'Snug' oyl? Never been in and the door seems firmly locked...
You don't want to look in there, Mr B.
I've heard it's the repository for all the unsatisfactory safety equipment that's been confiscated over the years.
You know the kind of thing: Pertex overtrousers with untaped seams; half-eaten emergency food; compasses wrenched from the grasp of simple souls who don't know how to turn them on; road maps of Alaska, etc.
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