A whipping in Saddleworth! Tell it's Yorkshire, weirdo country

Yeah, you may have a point ML. Whenever I'm on this forum I seem to have plentiful food and drink to hand, and don't actually do any running, apart from the occaisional embarassment of a race. Maybe a new Ponies motto;

Pigius, pingius, thecius

Fattier, lazier, twattier


(with apologies to Baron de Courbowhatsit)