Quote Originally Posted by ZootHornRollo View Post
Heh!

Got to admit, I am prone to taking offence re. feet - these paddies have given me so much jip over the years (that electric Clarke's foot-measuring device at the age of five? B * gger short-circuited when it met me), that it's one of the few things I'm likely to get wound up about.

Apart from Burnley.

And a cloudy pint, etc etc.
You must be younger than I sir, twas a manual device in my day. Truth is, I enjoyed it, and I blame it for my current day love of having my feet played with by ladies.
Enjoy your feet sir, do not get wound up by them