Hello! I'm new to *everything*

[Brotherton Lad]

I'm new to fell running Yomper and I've been dedicated since last September. I decided to turn my daydreams into reality. I can now be found lying in ditches all over the North York Moors and Nidderdale. It's great. Sometime I can't get up for laughing.

I think I may have seen you in a Nidderdale ditch last week Ff. Apologies for not saying 'Hello' as I ran by on the other side, I hadn't realised you were a forumite.

Oh, and welcome yomper. I was going to ask with a name like that if you used to be a Royal Marine, till I read about the bra!

On the other hand though, I do know some booties who wear tights in the winter.