Quote Originally Posted by JohnM32 View Post
Great idea Eavesy. Only problem is that I'll probably get sacked if I go into work with bruises all over my head so I think I'll use a small rounders bat instead.
If you take a bat to him, I hope he takes it off you and gives you a good hiding. Again I still think this is a wind up, though stranger things have happened. If this is true your clearly a bit of a bell end, and a bit of a slap might be what you need

Maybe you need to become: