This is one of Stolly's 'I just want to convince everyone that I don't take it too seriously' threads. Anyway in answer to the question I'd say fell running to me is Whooping (with a capital W) Al Fowler in the Auld Lang Syne race a few years back.

It has provided me with no end of entertainment since. Just hope he doesn't get his own back, I'd never live it down even though I might be 60 by then.