Quote Originally Posted by noel View Post
You need more strings to your bow, Yelsew. Your character currently only stands for things that you've found on these three threads. I'm looking forward to you developing a more roundedly aggressive Yelsew. Let's bring slashing and mindless violence to the "today's wildlife encounter" thread.
Right, what I've actually said:


  • I slashed the tyres of a banker. Guilty as charged. He's a willing part of the system.
  • I knocked out a McDonalds worker. Guilty as charged but he did threaten to get me shot and was on the phone to some of his mates at the time.
  • I carry a small knife for self defence against dogs (true) but have realised, thanks to you good folk, that it's the owners fault. I had an argument with the owner about his aggressive dog that resulted in me drop kicking the chav and running off with his cap.


I have stated my position in each of the above cases. Most may not agree with me but at least I'm honest about it. How many of you have wanted to drop kick a chav with an aggressive dog? I'm terrified of dogs so feel that I have to take extra measures. If it was really up to me, all dogs would be executed. They are just hairy pieces of meat.

What amuses me is that although others have second identities to vent their actual feelings, you have a second identity to offensively state a position you don't agree with at all. As I said before, I think secretly you consider yourself an undercover comedian, a la Sasha Baron Cohen. "The bankers" indeed! Keep it going
Who is Sasha Baron Cohen?