"It's OK, He won't bite"

[Ilkley Swimmer]

Blimey I seem to have entered a private club meeting of Fell Running Association Anti-Canine League, all queuing up to have a go at little ol' me and and spout their anti-dog vitreol at the same time. Well don't worry I'm slowly backing out of the room and don't expect to be back.... .

Better still scoop it up in your bare hands and throw it at Ilkley Swimmer if you ever happen to bump into him running and/or terrorising the local dog population

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