I approve of Witton Park's initiation of this thread. Here's my resume. (Does anyone know how to add accents to a post on this forum?)

Most of you will know me through my recent role as FRA Chair. No, no, no - that was supposed to be a joke. No more, I promise. Enough already. (Honestly, for those people who might care, I haven't been posting under multiple aliases. I'm a pretty straightforward and open sort of person. Indeed, I've often overheard my friends say that I'm really very simple. You really haven't missed anything by not knowing my full name.)

Give me twenty minutes and I'll post something. Actually, make that 20 minutes after I've had my dinner - i.e., sometime later today.