things not to do when running

[Mr1470]

Well gyppo, I am from Shropshire....and we do like our sheep here

[Alf Tupper]

Run slowly past psychotic farm dog thinking it won't just turn around and bite you anyway (Grindleford Gallop)
After watching your faithful hound catch a bolt of electric off the fence wired thru the stile, do the same yourself, whilst mate looks on doubled up and in tears.

[cobbydale]

Cobbydale, Mr1470 perhaps you are just amazingly attractive and irresistable to sheep. Oh to be so blessed.

or was i chasing the sheep

[Vince]

Cobbydale, Mr1470 perhaps you are just amazingly attractive and irresistable to sheep. Oh to be so blessed.

I know a joke about farming and sheep, but unrepeatable in the public domain!

[Penguin]

I know a joke about farming and sheep, but unrepeatable in the public domain!

you have started so you may fininsh? even though it may be moderated..

[Vince]

you have started so you may fininsh? even though it may be moderated..

It is the one about the new farmer, a flock of sheep and a ram, but couldn't see any of his sheep bearing lambs, so asked a vet how he could help with the process... anyone else heard this one?

[Penguin]

It is the one about the new farmer, a flock of sheep and a ram, but couldn't see any of his sheep bearing lambs, so asked a vet how he could help with the process... anyone else heard this one?

baaaaa baaaaa

[Penguin]

jump over fence without looking only to realise there is a 10 foot drop at the other side..

[Vince]

It is the one about the new farmer, a flock of sheep and a ram, but couldn't see any of his sheep bearing lambs, so asked a vet how he could help with the process... anyone else heard this one?

Carrying on, the vet suggested artificial insemination. As the farmer didn't understand the vet said "Doing it yourself!"
"Oh", said the farmer. "But how do you know that they are with lamb?"
"When they sit contented in the meadow" replied the vet.
So the farmer loaded 8 sheep into his landrover and took them to his barn and, well,...
The following morning, very tired, asked his wife to look out and see if the sheep were sitting contentedin the meadow. She replied "No, they are in the Landrover honking the horn!"








I'll get my coat....

[cobbydale]

jump over fence without looking only to realise there is a 10 foot drop at the other side..

I wish the penguin that falls in water would kick the other ones ass for a change. Grrrrrrr dam penguin