Carrying on, the vet suggested artificial insemination. As the farmer didn't understand the vet said "Doing it yourself!"Originally Posted by Vince
It is the one about the new farmer, a flock of sheep and a ram, but couldn't see any of his sheep bearing lambs, so asked a vet how he could help with the process... anyone else heard this one?
"Oh", said the farmer. "But how do you know that they are with lamb?"
"When they sit contented in the meadow" replied the vet.
So the farmer loaded 8 sheep into his landrover and took them to his barn and, well,...
The following morning, very tired, asked his wife to look out and see if the sheep were sitting contentedin the meadow. She replied "No, they are in the Landrover honking the horn!"
I'll get my coat....
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